jailhouse jello

Flavored gelatin made by inmates in a prison kitchen to be consumed by inmates in the food line. While the flavored gelatin is still in the kitchen, not too firm yet also warm, an inmate cuts a small hole in the gelatin and has sex with it in the serving tray, then smooths over the damage. Once cooled, the tray of flavored gelatin is taken to the food line and served.

Don't eat the gelatin in prison because it might be jailhouse jello.

by Victor Vocab December 7, 2012

Yellow Jello

a good source of Iron

Damn, your grandma's Yellow Jello

by Kdoggie April 19, 2009

Jello Tits

Boobs that move like Jello

see those jello tits

by MRT September 14, 2012

Jello Nigga

1. A Jealous "Nigga." Especially pertaining to Niggas who are jealous of a homeboy because they can't get ass like him. Also pertains to cash and bling.

Everyone hates on 50 Cent because they are Jello Niggas.

by Mike Daly July 21, 2005

Bathtub in Jello

talking extreme non-sense or way out in left field stupidity; Bathtub in Jello is very common among pot smokers

wow, that was for sure a bathtub in jello

by C-man July 16, 2002

Jello suicide

When you are trying to eat Jello in an impaired state and it jumps to its death somewhere below the dish.

“Did any of that Jello get into your mouth?”

“No, it was a Jello suicide.”

by Bottom Ford April 3, 2010

jiggle the jello

to squeeze and play with someone's boobs; to give a vigorous handjob

Late last night, Michelle and I went back to my place and I got to jiggle the jello.

by Begrudging Hyperion October 15, 2010