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Jed is a human who gets absolutely no puss and acts as if he has talked to a girl before. this man acts as if he's good at sports to look cool when he has never come in contact with any physical movement. this man will text you saying hes getting on soon but then leaves you on delivered for the rest of the night and not get on.
Jed is a wholesome niggar
by mybigfatwilly June 17, 2021
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Jed

The act of making someone super repulsive and utterly rejected by the community
“Hey do u remember bob?”
“U mean the guy who got Jeded? Lol hes such a looser
by DarealDookie August 21, 2022
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The Jed Clampit

When a guy is giving oral sex and his nose is against her ass and she suddenly squeezes her cheeks and oinches his shut.
He was eating her p##sy and his nose was rubbing her @ss, when suddenly she squeezed her cheeks and pinched his nose shut! She gave him The Jed Clampit!
by NABICUS MAXIMUS November 2, 2022
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tennessee jed

A dirty hippie from a rural area in the southern United States, typically of low intelligence.
Did you hear that Tennessee Jed talk? He sounded like the village idiot of Starksville.
by Gravy McWavy November 7, 2022
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Jed

Man, he's such a Jed. Just look at his swing.
by smallboydiamonds September 16, 2022
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Jed cunt

This saying is very popular around the south east Queensland area the turn Jed cunt is used as oppose to a swear word
**brake your leg **

fucking Jed cunt my legs broken

“Where did my durrys go “?

“ Jed cunt “
by slicey.greenberg. December 11, 2020
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jed daughter

nakayla is jed’s daughter , she’s a baser known for knocking a pro boxer out in a video while loosing her ray bands.
- a baser in a orange shirt .
“ i’m jed daughter
chillat , chillat cause im bout that “
“ you ready ? you ain’t ready “
by thebesttoeverdoitandachieveit February 1, 2021
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