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Jehovah's Witnesses

A religion that's losing more members than gaining.

JWs are generally very kind and loving people, although they are very stubborn when hearing facts from non JWs.

The religion is very strict and organized throughout the whole earth.

They all teach the same things, and believe the same things.

They go from door to door teaching people about the bible, and if accepted, they may start a bible study and the person may eventually become baptized.
However, they never force people to accept them and their beliefs.

It's considered dangerous and a to make friends outside the religion, which is one of the reasons it's considered a cult.

Unlike popular belief, pedophiles are kicked out of the congregation, and are reported to the police.

The religion has high requirements, so many infact, that many people can't even be baptized because they don't or can't meet standards. And due to the strict standards, many people are leaving the religion or being disfellowshipped, especially ones that grew up with it.
Person 1: Those Jehovah's Witnesses are nice people, but they are so strict I could never be a part of their religion.

Person 2: Yeah, if I joined I wouldn't last long, it's not worth it, even though I agree with their beliefs on the bible.
by Raptarex May 22, 2020
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Jehovah's Threesome

A sexual act where 2 of the 3 participants are still fully clothed. Typically the nude participant is the most enthusiastic.
Erin talked two solicitors off her front step and into her bedroom for a Jehovah's threesome. She passed out and they left a wWatchtower magazine on her pillow.
by Chuck Dick-ins November 14, 2025
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Jehovah

something that isn't real keep trying Christians
dumb fuck: praise jehovah!
me: kys retard
by Ohnocringeasl April 11, 2024
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Jehovah alert

The alarm you sound to your entire family when you see Jehovah's witnesses walking up to your door. You need to find cover under the nearest bed, table or behind a curtain. They will be trying your doors and looking in your back windows. GET HELP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE and keep all lights off. Good luck.
JEHOVAH ALERT
HIDE RIGHT FUVKING NOW
by QeQ January 1, 2023
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Jehovah Witness

A type of people refuse blood transfusions and die.
I will never get a blood transfusion ITS AGAINST MY RELIGION
A jehovah witness is a person that goes door to door to spread others to their cult.
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