Jehovawatt

A jehovahwatt is based on the concept of the amount of energy one must expend trying to explain evolution to a creationist before you feel compelled to light yourself on fire in frustration.

"It took 47.3 Jehovahwatts to turn that water into wine"

"1.21 Jehovawatts! 1.21 Jehovawatts! The only thing that has that much power is a bolt of lightning!"

by ez1923 August 31, 2005

jehovanni

There are few who can handle the name Jehovanni, those who can are usually loving, caring, loyal, trustworthy, and compassionate. Jehovanni is warm and huggable, people gravutate to his energetic and often eccentric nature, Jehovanni is very emotional and loves to feel loved, Jehovanni is also very spiritual and follows what ever religion he follows as best as possible

Jehovanni is so kind
Jehovanni is awesome

by that kid pablo January 13, 2015

Jehovas Witness

For the correct spelling and grammar, see Jehovah's Witnesses.

"Jehovas Witness" is misspelled and grammatically incorrect.

by Downstrike June 4, 2004

jehovahwatt

A jehovahwatt is based on the concept of the amount of energy one must expend trying to explain evolution to a creationist before you feel compelled to light yourself on fire in frustration. (Etymology: First seen in FARK comment 1607982, August 2005)

"It took 47.3 Jehovahwatts to turn that water into wine" -whatshisname
"47.3 Jehovawatts! 47.3 Jehovawatts! The only thing that has that much power is a bolt of lightning!" -jimmyhaha

by EZ1923 September 24, 2005

jehovahs witness

people who have wrong beliefs about everything its actually laughable how dumb their religion is its a sinful cult but are good kissers and good at tetris

jehovahs witnesses confuse society stay away

by blueberrychapstickruinedmylife October 24, 2017

Jehova's Witness

They are not lazy at all because they do all the normal stuff like raise a family, work, go to school and they still manage to get god's word out regurly. AND, it's spelled Jehovah's Witnesses

3 days a week got to religous meetings
5 day a week (or more) work-go to school
24-7 raise a family
any day they get a chance go out door-to-door

by Joy Smith July 12, 2005

jehovahnie

Is what the gods name the most beautiful angels. Simply beautiful inside and out. Has an amazing voice and in depth has the purest mind, heart and soul of all. Giovanna is a unique, sexy, sophisticated and elegant goddess. She is a little bit shy at first but when her shield is down and you get to know her well you will see that she is truly amazing. She knows how to party and can be very naughty at times. But Her attractive personality and figure will have you coming back for more. She is the smartest and sweetest person you will ever meet. You are lucky if you ever meet her.

I had a wild night with Jehovahnie last night!

by Jehovahnie March 14, 2017