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Foreskin

hey man, you got a dick jacket

by 3x9 March 15, 2011

Jacket Time

The moment you know you've been at work too long and it's time to leave. The ideal time slot of Jacket Time is 4:55pm to 5:55pm. Make sure to always give yourself a 5min cushion of time when you need to walk out that door.

Time: 4:50pm
Jay: Hey Aaron do you need me to update anything in the deck before I leave?
Aaron: Nah, you're good. We got everything we need for today!

Jay: Ok, Cool. Thanks. (walks around to see if anyone needs help).

Time: 4:55pm
Jay: (to himself) Jacket Time.

by Leisure Club December 4, 2014

Nob Jacket

A nob jacket . It is a condom or a "Jonny"

He put the nob jacket firmly around his throbbing cock

by CatsCanTwerk February 20, 2015

Forgeting Your Jacket at The Party

Finishing up after sex and suddenly realizing you pulled out without the condom.

Then followed by 'THE DRYCLEANER' (See Def.)

"Man, I must've had really bad drunken sex with that chick last night. I even Forgeting Your Jacket at The Party.
...had to use the ol' 'drycleaner' to fish it out!

by KA551 November 15, 2007

Put A Jacket On

To calm down, fuck off, stop being a prick, or anything of the sort.

Lucas: "Rob was getting pissed at Jim so I told him to put a jacket on"
James: "Good call"

by Douey December 9, 2008

swagger jacker

a person who doesn't know how to be themselves so they copy other people's style, hobbies and etc.they might try to look and be just like you and try to take your boy/girl friends

swagge jacker is said by many rappers

Aye, that chick over there is a swagga jacka(swagger jacker).

by the_ _kid December 17, 2008

Liquid Jacket

1) This phrase refers to the effect alcohol gives to one's tolerance to the cold. It is more commonly used in the colder states. Using this phrase, one is saying that the alcohol is providing all the warmth one needs to go outside into the cold, without needing a real jacket.

2) It also can be used to mean that one is so plastered that any and all bad weather can be ignored.

1) Guy 1: Dude, it's hovering around -10 degrees out there...don't you want to grab your jacket?

Guy 2: S'all good man, I already have my liquid jacket on.

2) Girl 1: It's pouring out there! Where's your jacket?

Girl 2: It's ok, I brought my liquid jacket with me.

by Union T December 7, 2006