Spokker Jones 

1.Writer for SomethingAwful
2.Term one can use for things of utter horsecock, to sound 'hip', 'fresh', and 'wit' 'it'.

Lawyer: "Your honor, the defense is full of Spokker Jones!"
Judge: "OVERRULED, HIPPY!!!"

Spokker Jones by Ein September 26, 2004

Jones Move 

noun.
An action that is so epic and clutch it deserves comparison to Indiana Jones. Just as Dr. Jones would come up with the perfect solution to a problem, so would the person who pulled off the Jones Move. Often seen in sports or in a dating setting, the Jones Move is an achievement and an honor.

Luke:You see that? Lakers down four, Kobe gets an And1 three over shaq. Goes into OT.
Erik: Jones Move.

Ryan: Dude, pulled Jessie's digits.
Matt: Her boyfriend didn't see you?
Ryan: Got out just before he arrived.
Matt: Jones Move.

Jones Move by Knowsense. December 17, 2008

Jonella 

She is a girl that is shy at first, but when you get to know her she is easy to talk to. She is dedicated in school and puts education first. She’s also very trustworthy. But she is sometimes too critical to herself.

Look at Jonella being determined about her work.

Jonella by Realwaluigi June 20, 2018

Jay Jones 

Unlike Basketball [Jones who is obsessed with success (especially in [basketball). A Jay Jones is a lazy fuck who lacks any drive or success

Dude WTF, It's 4 O'Clock get up. Don't you have a job? You want to be Basketball Jones, but you're just a Jay Jones. No ambition, goals, etc.

Jay Jones by Slick&Silly August 3, 2017

jonesy special 

Used while playing pool, if someone sinks a ball they didn't mean to, or sinks a ball in a pocket they weren't going for.

A fluke shot.

*Aubry hits the balls hard and one bounces off 3 cushions before sinking in a pocket he wasn't aiming at.
Everyone else: "Jonesy special!"

jonesy special by theButcher July 19, 2007

Jonela 

The most attractive girl in the whole world. She’s beautiful asf. If you let this girl you will lose a really good chance. So save her. She needs attention. She does tik toks 24/7

Damn bro i wish a would have a girl like jonela

Jonela by Jennifer Rocky June 23, 2020

lewis jones

a thin white guy who loves making cakes and enjoys wearing skinny jeams

lewis jones is baking a cake

lewis jones by lewisJCOD1021 December 6, 2010