An exclamation of such vapidity and tooth-gnashing limpness that is it uttered only by:
- men who think that clitorises are a garden-variety hardy perennial
- women who are so tightly wound that their bowel movements resemble brown spaghetti and their flatulence can only be heard by dogs
- men who think that clitorises are a garden-variety hardy perennial
- women who are so tightly wound that their bowel movements resemble brown spaghetti and their flatulence can only be heard by dogs
“Jeepers Bells Natalie, my self-esteem is at rock bottom this morning”
“Well it’ll have to suck itself, Robert. I’m feeling far too clenchy to attend to it today”
“Well it’ll have to suck itself, Robert. I’m feeling far too clenchy to attend to it today”
by Nayyyyyy! October 2, 2021
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Damn I am getting so fucking tired of this cock suckers big mouth as soon as I get room..He's getting a jasper county asswhooping
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The DEADLIEST minecraft player from the DEADLIEST minecraft server . He has stackable totems a gun and stacks of golden apples with 100 thousand hearts
by shockwavemax April 27, 2022
Get the Jesterpenetrate mug.JEEPEROONIS is a mixture of the word jeepers (a classic catchphrase belonging to Velma from Scooby-doo)
and OONIS (idk sounds silly).
and OONIS (idk sounds silly).
by SussyBallsEnjoyer October 27, 2022
Get the JEEPEROONIS mug.Son of amazing Snowboarder Mark Fraser ( Who Is Also Very Cool And Handsome.) Jasper is a very sexy individual who has many Girlfriends
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Get the Jasper Fraser mug.Literal cookie god! Best know for Hamilton, Matilda, Newsies, High School Musical 1 & 2. He is an angel sent from the heavens. He is adorable
A- Have you ever heard of Thayne Jasperson?
B- Yes, the cute Newsboy who eats cookies a lot?
A- Yes, the angel!
B- Yes, the cute Newsboy who eats cookies a lot?
A- Yes, the angel!
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