Jorgen 

A Jorgen is someone who is chatty as hell and gives no fucks.

He knows philosophy well which is a bad thing. His philosophical knowledge will make you doubt your entire existence and put you into a vegetative state.

His inability to sleep until 3am ruins his friend’s sleep schedules but somehow he can survive that way every night.

Jorgen is in a screamo emo band and has full sleeve tattoos - probably one with a goat too.
He likes to dress quirky by wearing different colored socks and shoes, leading to others calling him unprofessional.
Although he loves his wife and cats, he is a also a huge cunt. The cuntiest cunt if you ever did meet one.

Overall: A great friend - but a huge bitch snake.

Paige: Did you hear that Jorgen’s lecture on simulations put Dan into a coma?

Brookelyn: Yeah he’s such a cunting bitch snake.

Jorgen by mackdaddydragon April 1, 2022

Jurgenated 

whenn a joke becomes so unfunny thats its not even funny that it becomes jurgenated

Panzi: Hello are you a car person cuz i am exhausted to see you
Kyle: Wow thats a Jurgenated joke

Jurgenated by zobbukbir August 8, 2022

Jorgen 

He is a guy who is very cool and the best overall. He suffers from depression but he is not anymore. He has found out that he is a Giga-Chad and is a Protato. He is cracked at Fortnite. He is one of three king of Potatopia.

adhvik: "Jorgen is so cool"
Jayden Yeow: " I know, right?"
Andrew Lin: "He is the best."
Ice Age Falcon101: "He is cracked at fortnite my guy."

Jorgen by Giga-Protato King of Potatopia October 6, 2022

Jergen 

An adjective to describe something that has a lot of swag.

“Wow! That’s so swagGRY! It’s a really Jergen mixtape!” said Sally.

Jergen by DigiornosPizza February 8, 2023

Jorgen Justification 

To Justify an action based on the person's personality.

After knowing a person's previous doings as an expectation to justify an action.

Most typically used in arguments, phrases, or jokes (Most likely jokes)

"Why'd he have to beat me up? :("
"Because he's John"
"Oh don't use the Jorgen Justification on me, you're better than that."

Jorgen Justification by TrotterMorp April 16, 2023

jargenys 

Jargenys

Jargenys is sweet,loving but also a very soft person inside she cares about the people around her,she’s very funny once you meet her, you can’t leave you’ll always find your way back when she loves she loves hard jargenys is a beautiful person

jargenys by Stay sweet November 19, 2023

Jurgen leitner 

A character from the Magnus Archives who collects creepy books.

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER
STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEN LEITNER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgen leitner's waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with bargain jurgen leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive
i don't even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if he's just some rich shithead who's a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didn't I'm going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner

crusty old man

Every body hates jurgen leitner

Jurgen leitner by IguessIamKoy December 2, 2023