Choke me like you hate me but you love me

The first line of corpses music video "e girls are ruining my life!'

Choke me like you hate me but you love me (meme)

by DuelKatanaNinja2 January 06, 2021

Do you see me?

A phrase used to convince any one person that there is no question you are a complete psychopath, and will probably cause them harm if you play with a bad hand.

Receptionist: Did I do something wrong?

You: That depends, do you see me?

by Lean Deemz April 02, 2008

Are you jacking me off?

Saying used when someone says something you don’t believe in. Referencing slang for male masterbation.

Ryan - Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Jake - Are you jacking me off?
Ryan - Bro , there is so much evidence

by jakezeller January 09, 2020

you make me snez

an intense love for someone normally homosexual

You make me snez so hard

by Feet Toucher6969 January 25, 2021

You made me ink

When you have a large orgasm that kind of looks like a stroke and the flood gates open.

Girl: Omg you made me ink that was incredible! Where’s the mop!?

by Black Guy Harry May 20, 2018

...if you ask me

But I **didn't** ask you, so quit flappin' yer gums!

Whenever someone says, "...if you ask me" at the end of a rant-'n'-rave-statement, he is acknowledging that he is feeling ignored. Do NOT encourage him by making ANY response or acknowledgement whatsoever --- this is merely a "fishing" statement to see if anyone's willing to listen to his whiny crybaby blather, so if he senses that anyone at all is even mildly receptive to him, he will not shut up for the next hour! You've been warned.

by QuacksO December 28, 2021

Do You Like Me?

A narcissistic MySpace application for self-absorbed attention whores.

I met this woman and while doing my research I found she had a “Do You Like Me?” application on her digital ghetto space (MySpace). Needless to say she did not meet the underwriting qualifications for the investment in a relationship.

by Larry in underwriting December 21, 2009