Intexticated

Trying to text a message while totally intoxicated. Or TUI-texting under the influence.

example: woman trying to text friend to pick her up as she is intexticated after imbibing large quantites of ETOH

Can u flocs get me 1/2vhour 93 2 pz
PL (. God ce ne pic menup at 13 poop.
Fyked up??????helpp

by cinlou December 20, 2010

Intoxifaded

1)simultaneously being under the influence of alcohol and marijuana.

2) the act of being fucked up.

dude last night you were so intoxifaded you ate part of the couch cushion!

by UT to CA February 21, 2011

intoxifaded

in-tox-i-fad-ed

a state of being

to be drunk and high at the same time

not just a lite buzz either, but to be totally wasted and stoned outts your mind at the same time

intoxicated-faded.... get it?

jimmy: dude how was that party last night?

josh:killer. i was so intoxifaded that i collapsed in the kitchen.

by lovebabefor July 9, 2009

intoxibogganing

To go tobogganing while intoxicated or while getting intoxicated.

Last night, we shotgunned beers then went intoxibogganing

by SteveDUH March 3, 2008

intoxifacebookated

When you get too drunk of an evening and chat with everyone in the world on your facebook page. It is much like drunk dialing except you are doing it on facebook.

Steve: "What did you do last night man?"

Nate: "I'm pretty positive I was hammered because I had like 30 e-mails from friends so I must have been intoxifacebookated last night!"

by slug beer July 18, 2010

Fucking While Intoxicated

Fucking While Intoxicated

After drinking heavily she was engaged with fucking while intoxicated

by jayfrnaco2015 April 29, 2015

Intoxification

This is the way you spell intoxication when you are dreaming of Friday night at the bar, race track, or weekend roping on a Tuesday afternoon.

I sure wish that I were in a state of intoxification right now... Alas, only three more days to go...

by Elitebd March 23, 2010