Instant Org

It is when a person has a fast orgasim.

When a lady or man gets off real fast.

by Donz December 13, 2004

Instant Misspells

someone in their teenage years who texts, IMs or talks with an annoyingly large amount of excess lettering.

-Brittany: "Duuuuuuuudaaa! Did you guys have fuuuunnn???"
Mike: "Uh, yeah."

-omg youu rr neverr gonnna believveee whaat happened too meeee at jessssicass houseee!!!

-Mike: Brittany's been sending me Instant Misspells all day. It's starting to freak me out.
Brian: Weeeeeiiirrrrdddd...

by Mister Mostofolies December 27, 2008

instanet

The very small portion of the Internet that is instant.

I found a bunch of pictures of ramen on the instanet.

by sucramreverse October 7, 2009

instant creaming

Instant creaming is premature ejaculation that just happens to land on a face, coincidentally. Causing her to have an instant orgasm.

Robert screams out "Oh no! It's going to be an instant cream moment!"
Nikki: "I'll go get a towel"
Robert: "Instant Creaming"

by lul435623147813 April 24, 2014

instant chubby

An errection.

That body stocking i bought worked a treat! It gave my husband an instant chubby!

by Blinx.1989 April 17, 2016

Instant crush

Basically love at first sight.

"Since the first day we met, I had an instant crush on him."

by JaneSierra December 1, 2018

INSTANT FLACIDITY

When your dong is suddenly gone because you were trying to have sex with your sister then your girlfriend walked in. (That word is only a valid word in cases exactly like this)

I was tryna fuck my sister, but bae walked in and my dick got scared so it let out a loud shout saying "INSTANT FLACIDITY!!!" Which of course activated the power to retract immediately so as to flee a dangerous situation

by YouDontKnoMe_ September 10, 2019