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when a person, especially a parent or sibling, manages to constantly think people are closer to a certain persons age than in actuality.
Mom: "Oh! those girls over there are really cute go talk to them."
Son:"Mom, they're freshman. I'm a junior. You're so age illiterate."
Son:"Mom, they're freshman. I'm a junior. You're so age illiterate."
by ngee March 21, 2010
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by urbanwordsmith September 11, 2010
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Get the Illiterate Hippy retards mug.Definition: People who suffer from bad breath illiteration, are no longer intelligible to their interlocutors, since their bad breath is so intoxicating that the people with whom they are conversing lose their natural capacity to understand language.
"My dear old friend Coilliepik said that the above-mentioned definition was an overly long sentence, but due to him suffering from bad breath illiteration, I could not make anything of what he was saying and thought I was going to faint."
by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 4, 2010
Get the bad breath illiteration mug.Opposite to a gravity invite. It is where someone is so hideous or unpopular that he/her and anyone in their general area automatically become uninvited by default.
Craig: Greg, who else should I invite to my party?
Greg: What about her in the short shorts.
Craig: Who? Gurtree? That fat bitch?!!! Yuck! No way! In fact now that I think of it, I am uninviting all those around her- Jeff, Felicity, T-dawg, Gavin and Susan.
Greg: What about Paul the rapist? He is over there...
Craig: No. I like that kid, there's something about him.
T-dawg: Yo man, why you gotta go ahead and disinvite a brother like that?
Craig: Greg said you ear-fucked Gurtree..
T-dawg: Man, thats nasty. Why you gotta spread shit like that Greg?
Greg: I didnt say that I....
T-dawg: Save it man, I get it your just a player hater... screw this I'm gonna go hang with my man Paul...
T-dawg to Paul: Man can you beleive I got an anti-gravity invite all because of that screw up Greg?
Paul: Dont worry, Im going to butt-fuck him on friday...
Greg: What about her in the short shorts.
Craig: Who? Gurtree? That fat bitch?!!! Yuck! No way! In fact now that I think of it, I am uninviting all those around her- Jeff, Felicity, T-dawg, Gavin and Susan.
Greg: What about Paul the rapist? He is over there...
Craig: No. I like that kid, there's something about him.
T-dawg: Yo man, why you gotta go ahead and disinvite a brother like that?
Craig: Greg said you ear-fucked Gurtree..
T-dawg: Man, thats nasty. Why you gotta spread shit like that Greg?
Greg: I didnt say that I....
T-dawg: Save it man, I get it your just a player hater... screw this I'm gonna go hang with my man Paul...
T-dawg to Paul: Man can you beleive I got an anti-gravity invite all because of that screw up Greg?
Paul: Dont worry, Im going to butt-fuck him on friday...
by Hsoj!!! August 25, 2009
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