infectious smile

A euphemism for "herpes" in personal ads.

see also, contagious smile

I have herpes, so I only look for personal ads that say "infectious smile".

by FredDill August 19, 2010

infection

i cant believe no one defined this yet. the world is growing more and more retarded every day.......well, if you have to look this up, you are either a seven year old looking up innapropriate words with out your parents knowing or you are a douche.

the infection spread throughout the human race until there were no humans left to face the zombie takeover.

by starywind April 19, 2010

Yeast-Infection

1) Another name for a beer buzz.

2) ALCOHOLISM with a strong lust for beer.

3) Inability to stop after just one or two.

1) "Friends don't let friends drive with yeast-infections."

2) "Consuming twelve bottles of beer each day may result in a yeast-infection. "

3) "Dad hasn't worked in 6 months due to a yeast-infection."

by Rencewell November 8, 2011

Infatation

When a person has an obsessive love for and sexual attraction to the morbidly obese

Gerald has such an infatation for Rosie O'Donnell.

by Desert Viking Warrior October 23, 2007

infleption light

A flesh light or other version of a pocket pussy is inserted into a vagina or anus. The other partner then fuck the flesh light until orgasm. It is masturbation within sex within masturbation

John gave Sally the infleption light on prom night. Technically they're both still virgins.

by slumberjack April 10, 2015

infectious troll

A young male usually named Caleb who hands out herpes like raffle tickets. Has the alour of black rotted teeth and being a ginger kid. Basically a worthless person who has to depend on his girlfriend for money. A absolute failure at life

Have you met Caleb he's such a infectious troll. He should be the Valtrex poster boy but they wanted someone with teeth.

by Dipshit 468 February 10, 2022

Immaculate Infection

married heterosexual couples who claim they have no idea how they became infected with HIV

Jim and Jane have been together for 12 years and just found out they are both HIV positive. Both say they have no idea how they got it; it must have been an Immaculate Infection.

by that chick! April 28, 2010