Ink Thief

An Ink Thief is someone who steals pens from shops, banks, and supermarkets for their own personal use. Ink Thieves show no regard for the person who supplied the pens, and just use them for their own enjoyment. Be wary if one of your friends (if you have friends, that is) is an Ink Thief, and if so, don't let them come within a 20 foot radius of any pens in your house.

Person 1: "Hey, John stole my pen!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he stole some pens when I went with him to the bank. That darn Ink Thief"

by evencoolerguy January 27, 2021

The INK Fighter

1. The mother of rabbies

2. Unoriginal Content Creator Overall

Look kids, it's The Ink Fighter (Unoriginal Content Creator)

by Yuson September 24, 2018

Ink Sucker

A derogatory term for someone who smokes a vape pen.

Todd is such and ink sucker; he always vapes while driving his Subaru too quickly.

by DapperPigeon February 6, 2018

Ink Virgin

See tattoo virgin

Person who doesn't have a tattoo.

A: You got any tats ?
B: Don't have any dude, I'm an ink virgin.

With his rocker hair, big muscles, thick beard and face shrapnel, you wouldn't guess Max is an ink virgin when he's wearing long sleeves.

by Famasse November 7, 2018

Ink Withdrawals

A condition experienced by a tattoo enthusiast when they have gone a certain length of time without getting another tattoo. Symptoms include a sudden increase in their interest in tattoos, a sudden desire for a new tattoo without a clear idea of a design to get in mind, and brainstorming tattoo ideas.

It's been a year since I got my last tattoo, I'm having ink withdrawals! Should I get a dragon or a tiger for my next piece?

by Four Loko Frat Guy July 26, 2023

gettin ink

Getting your name or group name published in a flyer or article.

Did you hear? We're gettin ink in the paper.

by JayBoFoSho May 30, 2017

Monsters Inked

When a rather grizzly and sweaty gay man bursts through your closet door at night and ejaculates into your room, then disappearing back into the closet, never to be seen again.

I though it was a nightmare but in the morning I realized I was just monsters inked.

by Kennith of the long schlong November 16, 2017