noun-A phrase one exclaims about him or herself after saying or doing something naughty, but often the phrase is legit. Something a person with a concience would say.
OMG. I cannot believe she came out of the house wearing that hoochified outfit with her buttcheeks hanging out! That was mean for me to say though. I'm going to hell with gasoline drawers on.
by srae April 8, 2011

by Albert Stein February 6, 2008

A term used to explain a type of day that you are having where nothing goes right, starting by not being able to find a matching pair of socks in a sock drawer or basket, except for the ones you starched the night before.
by Jimminee!! October 7, 2010

My boyfriend fucked a stripper so I had to dump his ass- he totally tore his draws.
torn your draws / torn your drawers
torn your draws / torn your drawers
by MaryMooCow June 9, 2016

The type of guy you will see in public holding a woman's hand you admire. Woman will not only start a relationship with these men, but have their children as well. These baggy pants thugs will past their poo poo genes to the next generation where the emotionally abused nice guy must take care of.
This phenomenon on why women choose to be with drama inducing poo poo thugs is why there's an increase of single mothers.
This phenomenon on why women choose to be with drama inducing poo poo thugs is why there's an increase of single mothers.
I went to the mall on the weekend and saw a young pregnant women holding hands with a baggy pants poo poo stained drawers thug.
Mary's father had a look of utter failure on his face as his daughter brought home a baggy pants poo poo stained drawers thug.
Mary's father had a look of utter failure on his face as his daughter brought home a baggy pants poo poo stained drawers thug.
by Reformed Poo Poo May 15, 2010

by DrSteeeve August 7, 2020

When someone doesn't have mental or physical resources for something.
Another variation of usage of The Spoon Theory by Christine Miserandino ( butyoudontlooksick.com/spoons.htm )
Another variation of usage of The Spoon Theory by Christine Miserandino ( butyoudontlooksick.com/spoons.htm )
I am going to do the laundry and change the bed, but dusting and preparing dinner is definetely not in my spoon drawer tonight.
We are not talking about politics at this table. I don't have that in my spoon drawer.
We are not talking about politics at this table. I don't have that in my spoon drawer.
by DavilMorn April 4, 2024
