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Invertebrate Politics 

The inability of any given political agent to actually respect, comment on or support any position outside of established party lines despite being fundamentally offensive to personal ideology.
So, we should just ignore massive national debt, the endorsement of white nationalism and ridiculous, weaponized tariff impositions that are ultimately paid by US consumers?
Of course! That's how Invertebrate Politics work...it'll be fine. Right?
Invertebrate Politics by YAWA August 4, 2019
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intersectionality 

Concept used to describe ways in which shitty social constructs like -isms & -phobias are interconnected (intersectional! geddit?) and not magically separate issues.

Also used to describe how social inequality is experienced as an "intersection" of several forms of discrimination.

For instance, feminism that totally ignores racism is inevitably going to fall flat on its face, and pretending all social issues boil down to "it's all about claaaaaass!" is an exercise in brainlessness.
A transsexual black woman experiences intersectionality because she experiences both transphobia, racism, and sexism.

People who cry "you're just being divisive! these are separate issues!" are ignoring intersectionality.

"My feminism will be intersectional or it will be bullshit."

cranial rectal inversion 

nice way of saying you have your head in your ass. also known as H.I.A.S (head in ass syndrome)
"I know that our anniversary was today, but, I was having a cranial rectal inversion and I will make up for it this weekend."

inverted hammer

When the female partner is in the missionary position on the end of the bed and the man perpendicular at the edge of the bed and before he penetrates her he does a hand stand and then enters and continues the penetration in the handstand. This maneuver is very difficult and should be done with caution. It is always smart to act out the activity before performing it so when it comes time to perform you know what your doing, and stretching never hurts!

WARNING: PERFORMING THIS ACT UNDER THE INFULENCE OF ALCOHOL OR DRUGS CAN LEAD TO ACCIDENTAL BACKDOOR ENTERANCE AND OR FALLING AND BREAKING SOMETHING.
" Hey babe wanna try something new!" guy " Ya sure what is it?" girl "Its called the Inverted Hammer, its suppose to be the sex position of the gods." guy " Ya sure!" girl

inverted horseshoe kick 

another painful kick thats funny as hell to watch.

its when you grab a mans nuts and shove them up his ass. then after that you go behind him and dropkick him.
max: why is dave crying so much?
james: i gave him a inverted horseshoe kick.

interseting 

a sex position involving hand soap and a male dolphin. Often used by females taller than 5'7
"i hope you just mispelled "interesting" cause interseting is some fucked up shit

Intersectional Feminism 

The scurry for new sources that arises when demand for oppression outstrips supply
"I am so oppressed!!!"
"Really.. How?"
"I'm not sure yet. But intersectional feminism is opening up whole new horizons in places I can be oppressed!"
"Great! For a moment there I was scared we couldn't be victims any more"