hoving

When someone pays too much attention to another person with the goal being to get boned. Somewhere between hovering over and stalking.

Did you see Dave hoving on Karen at the party last night? She should have either punched him in the balls or given him a BJ.

by 0kje March 7, 2008

Hopiness

The quality of believing concepts one wishes or hopes to be true, rather than the facts. (Precursor to truthiness).
Some theorize it is caused by repeated exposure to hopium.

Listening without critical thought, the sea of swaying youths exuded an intense air of hopiness.

by Robert Arvanitis August 26, 2008

Horine

Totally awesome, skinny and normal. Usually have money and are kind, funny people. Most of them are smart and don't like people that are overweight. Even though a few of them are, very, tubby.

Dude that kid is such an awesome Horine!
Dude, there's one of those fat Horines... Luckily the few that are fat are outcasts....

by Dude_loves_california_surfing July 9, 2010

Homin

Asian male who always has a girlfriend with a massive forehead. He will kiss his girl at picture perfect moments, for example on the 4th of July when the fireworks are going off.

Look at homin man, so inspirational

Homin really does like them foreheads

by nosimp April 14, 2020

k-holing

After taking ketamine, you experience out of body experiences.

Dude me and Stacey were chillin' and we started k-holing!

by Gangle gungo August 30, 2017

hoeing calls

The act of silencing your cell phone and not answering the call/sending the call to voicemail after you have inspected who is calling.

Tracey has been hoeing calls from me all day.

by FU Cingular June 30, 2007

hoin' it

Ignoring obligations or being generally disagreeable. A person who is said to be "hoin' it" is generally a friend who has let the accusing party down in some way.

Joe: Dude I can't go to the party tonight. I need to help my grandma iron the drapes.

Me: You are hoin' it!

by The Egg Salad Sandwich March 7, 2011