how mad are you?

1) You must be angry.

2) Or You must be crazy. as in insane.
1)phillip: man i lost my brand new phone and i only had it for one day!
me: how mad are you?

2) macbeth: i saw a dagger..then i killed a king.
me: HOW MAD ARE YOU, MACBETH!!
by swolivia March 12, 2008
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Self explanatory- The definition is in the title.
Person 1: Hey wanna search up how are you this bored to search this up
Person 2: …this is what I get for letting you out of the mental facility.
Person 1 hahahahahahahahahaha
by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld January 14, 2022
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How old are you?

A question asked very often by some idiots on YouTube.
Randall: For some reason, some random idiot on YouTube asked me How old are you?

Lily: OMG, he asked me How old are you?, too!
Randall: What the hell?
Lily: I'm not kidding, it's absolutely true!
by PhoenixGamer34 May 06, 2021
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how much you normally pay?

Something all asian taxi drivers in the UK say when you get in the cab. Must be said with indian/pakistani accent for full effect, and can be very amusing if used correctly. see also:
can i help you my friend?
where u wanting to go?
my brother do it cheap for you!
when serving on the bar or in a shop, try asking 'how much you normally pay?' when a customer asks u how much something is, then laugh at their response
by me old fruity June 29, 2006
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Another way of saying "I need a favor" or "I need to borrow something".
Person 1: "Hey, it's been a while. How are you?"
Person 2: "What do you want from me this time?"
by Fresh Timbs November 11, 2018
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