Horseback rider

Noun. When a mother has it's child, it immediately knows where the baby is going to go in life. Maybe an engineer, or a bar tender, or possibly an artist. But for the unlucky few, their child's future is HORSEBACKRIDING... dun dun dunnn. Horseback riders tend to have unlikable traits: obsession over their horse, best friend is their horse, puts picture of their horse on facebook and says "cute"

DONT BECOME A HORSEBACKRIDER

Hi my name is Alex and i have no friends all i do is horseback ride, i am a horseback rider :( (that is a common case)

by fjlsdifsdofosdfja December 24, 2009

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Horsecocked

To lose the girl to the man with the largest penis in the room.

I totally would have banged her last night but I was Horsecocked by Johnny.

by SSM239 January 1, 2020

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Horsecocksucker

A lying turd that worships dictators and uses mass stupidity to further tarnish a nation already marred by racism and white supremacy.

“That orange dickstain is a horsecocksucker.”

by Hugo Wheynow November 17, 2025

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Horsecockery

Horsecockery (noun):
Blind, full-volume confidence applied to a terrible idea — executed with maximum effort, zero self-awareness, and no regard for reality.
Not stupidity… stupidity with intensity

“No belt, no spotter, no clue — just raw confidence and elite-level horsecockery.”

by Horsecocking January 12, 2026

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