Hooker Hours

When someone keeps odd hours.

When someone sleeps during the day and is awake during the night. Not necessarily a hooker but originating from a hooker in the strange hours they keep i.e. 6am go to bed, 6pm time to wake up.

Anything that is not 9 to 5 i.e. shift worker, insomniac, sex maniac, prowler, hooker, street hustler, prostitute, drug dealer, addict, paranoid schizophrenic, stalker, peeping tom, voyeur, exhibitionist etc

I just got a text off Glenn, it went... U lazy slut! r u keeping hooker hours now???

"Why doesn't Jo-Beth wake up like the rest of us folk?" "Oh she's keeping hooking hours now after she got involved with the booze and dope scene of Hollywood." See Hollywood Slut Syndrome.

"Lindy-Lou is either a vampire, or just keeping hooking hours...either way something's up!"

by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

Pirate hooker

a nautical prostitute with little to no vitamin c who sells sexy time to drunken seamen

Pamela anderson; kira knightly, both examples of pirate hookers

"yarrrrr, i burnt me hook on the pirate hookers scurvy ridden bloomers."

"arrrr."

by b to tha ruce December 6, 2006

hooker

prostitute. started in the civil war When Gen.Hooker of the Union Army (the first pimp) tried to protect his troops from VD by buying the best chicks and pimping them to his corps of 20,000 men. orginally hooker's girls.

hooker is the pimp of hookers.

by Maxzilla June 20, 2003

bible hooker

person who is fucking obsesed with jesus and the bible

chris's mom is a bible hooker

by eddie and captain winkie July 13, 2007

food hooker

An attractive waitress at a food service establishment.

Damn, that food hooker is hot!!

by Unholy7 January 4, 2009

Hooker Red Lipstick

The bright, pure red lipstick the sterotypical hookers wear. Usually found at the Doller Store.

"I think I might put on some Hooker Red Lipstick for the Roller Disco"!

by Mitchell b. August 6, 2006

hookers

A not-so-rare breed of female that is overtly loose between the legs. Much like dinosaurs, these creatures cannot see anything unless it moves.

Sometimes called "street t-rex"

"Shh, Lois, don't move. She won't see you if you don't move."

"Where'd you go?"

by Twiggy May 4, 2005