Homer Simpson effect

Phrase. When bad situations seem alright, because the person is so stupid they don't realize the consequences or degree of shittyness... just like Homer Simpson.

If you're broke, have a shit job, no girlfriend, had your car towed, are getting evicted and still think the situation is just fine... you may be suffering from the Homer Simpson effect. If you also failed grade 9, the probability of this increases dramatically.

by Len Sydney May 30, 2008

Chinese Homerun

To hit a foul ball over the backstop and into the crowd.

Yo man, nice chinese homerun; too bad we're in America!!

Your son's chinese homerun hit my pregnant wife and killed her, behind the backstop.

by Shaun Bak November 6, 2008

homer dance

lying sideways on the ground and moving legs in a running motion so as to complete full circles on the floor.
origin: the simpsons
use: when throwing a tantrum, trying to get attention, to make bored people laugh, or to mop the ground with your clothes.

"check it out! he's doing the homer dance again!"

by Arrrrr...bagel... November 3, 2003

homeskool

Homeschooling done by illiterate parents, usually to "protect" thier children from "evil, secular" society. Most homeskooled kids go on to become overbreeders.

The girl was homeskooled, and as a result, couldn't read past a grade 2 level.

by Heather Canuck June 11, 2006

homerazation

noun: to misconstrue or misinterpret something incorrectly as only Homer Simpson can.

"Mmmmm...pussy whip. Doh!"

by George Esses May 23, 2004

Martini Homerun

The act of a male having intercourse with a female proceeded by said female licking the male's ass followed by anal sex with the female and then having her suck your dick until you are about to bust a nut at which time you pull out of her mouth and shoot your load as far across the room as possible. (never follow up with a kiss unless you are a real dirtbag)

Whoa buddy, I got a Martini Homerun last night and busted my nut right outta the park!!

by The Dream Breaker December 12, 2007

Homerphone

A homerphone is an extra syllable, most often "ma," added to a word for comedic effect. The name references the mispronunciations of Homer Simpson. Be advised that this can only be applied to certain words and should be limited to one per sentence - the homerphoner should use his or her discretion as to proper usage.

I was edumacated by the dictionary's definition of Homerphone.
OR
I was educated by the dictionary's defimanition of Homerphone.
OR
I was educated by the dictionary's defination of Homermaphone.

by Neopolitan October 2, 2007