Homo Hockey

Golf. Both 9 and 18 hole.

Nice plaid knickers and green tam. It's nice to know you have to dress like a complete queer to play homo hockey.

by Manly Sport Guy October 3, 2010

Eye Hockey

When a stranger stares at you incessantly, eyes darting away to avoid contact. A goal is scored when they aren't able to look away in time.

Played a mean game of eye hockey with that hottie over there, but she went down 4-1.

by Terrak9 June 29, 2014

hockey on the ice

An older synonym for the sport of bandy, but since it may be misinterpreted as meaning ice hockey it is not very much used nowadays.

In the 19th Century, hockey on the ice was played in the Fens in England. It has since developed into the modern sport of bandy.

by EliasG April 6, 2018

hockey guys

Often extremely hot, but always extremely horny.

If you walk past those hockey guys, I'm sure you'll see more than their hockey stick coming up through their pants.

by alyssaaaaa June 22, 2006

hockey hands

A horrible smell that emits from your hands after playing hockey. Even washing your hands will not kill the odor.

Jeremy returned from hockey and touched me with his hockey hands, gross!

by gretzky of stink September 3, 2009

Hockey boys

The hottest type of athletes

Omg hockey boys are so hot

by Lizzzz94 August 19, 2018

hockey punch

v. When someone pulls the back of another person's shirt over their head & punches the person in the gut.

"See, that's another new thing. If you use a contraction before a preposition, you get hockey punched."

by Rockosocko September 10, 2013