hockey punch 

v. When someone pulls the back of another person's shirt over their head & punches the person in the gut.

"See, that's another new thing. If you use a contraction before a preposition, you get hockey punched."

hockey punch by Rockosocko September 10, 2013

Hockey Players 

EXTREMELY good looking, most go to a preppy high school, wear lulu lemon, have sexy hair, and pull bitches. Attract a certain type of girl, but all the ladies love em and the guys wanna be em. Hockey players are hands down the sexiest people alive.

Cam: Yeah I know, but she gets with all the hockey players.
Ella: How could she not, if I could I would too!

Hockey Players by Ellie Ringston March 5, 2018

hockey girl 

Obviously, a girl who plays hockey (and enjoys it)

I play hockey, therefore I'm a hockey girl (and can kick your ass)

hockey girl by imapepper01 October 18, 2008

hockey boys 

hot guys that wear khakis and hockey sweatshirts they can win every girl over with the hockey hair. they are followed to games by girls who sit in the bleachers and pretend to understand the game just like to get noticed by them. the abs are gorgeous and there flirting is dangerous

me: hey i’m talking to someone
person: who?

me: some hockey boy
person: be careful
me: why?
person: hockey boys are m super hot and the hair is dangerous.

hockey boys by puckslut123 February 7, 2019

Hockey Fights 

The only thing men are willing to watch "on ice"

Scenario 1:
Guy1 - "Dude, did you see Disney-On-Ice yesterday? It was awesome!"
Guy2 - "Your a dousche bag..."

Secenario 2:
Guy1 - "Dude did you see the Sabres/Toronto game last night?"
Guy2 - "Hell yeah, Kaleta fucked Kessel's shit up! Did you see his tooth come out? I love hockey fights."

Hockey Fights by paintballer4e16 February 4, 2010

hockey stick 

a line graph that stays relatively flat for most of its length then spikes upward abruptly near its end: first used to describe the controversial global warming graph associated with climategate.

If you look at this graph closely, it forms a good hockey stick.

This US debt graph is a real hockey stick.

The world population growth chart sure looks like a big hockey stick.

hockey stick by nayrb January 21, 2013

Hockey PLAYER 

Typically Canadian. Main goal in life is to not only score many points in a game, but to also score with as many chicks as possible.

Mike is a typical Hockey PLAYER

Hockey PLAYER by suzy canadia November 9, 2005