“Headphone dodgers” are those who play music or videos out loud on public transport are part of a wider problem of anti-social behavior. They infuriate their fellow Tube, train and bus passengers by making calls on speakerphone and playing music and videos out loud.
Person X: Taking too much space on the subway, listening to the slop-hop (loud and distorted).
Person Y: "Ever heard of earbuds pal? These stinky clothed headphone dodgers are mucking up my morning commute".
Person Y: "Ever heard of earbuds pal? These stinky clothed headphone dodgers are mucking up my morning commute".
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When many colleagues in the office wear headphones almost constantly, appearing busy and unavailable for collaboration.
My team at work has office headphone syndrome. We work in the same room and supposed to collaborate with each other, but many people wear headphones almost constantly while working on the computer and appear busy and inaccessible. It's awkward to constantly ask them to take off their headphones, so they're effectively absent, as if they're working remotely.
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cmf headphone pro isn’t audiophile or as detailed as AirPods Max but they’re such good value and support high res audio and have aux in and everything.
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