Healthich

he-al-th-ich hell-th-ick

noun
A new language made up of important sounding words to explain simple health concepts. Primarily used by wellness company CEOs, health influencers, gym bros (and sisters) and the ilk.

My friend always speaks in healthich. The other day she told me that her eudemonia has known no bounds off late. Confused, I asked her 'what is that' to which she replied 'well-being'!

by verywisecracker October 24, 2023

healing tool

a healing tool is someone a woman uses until they are ready to be in a serious relatinship

i was just with him as a healing tool

by heyyoustop November 5, 2023

healing era

The point in time when a female who often seeks to be treated poorly in dating, says things like “I’m taking time to work on myself”, or “this year is about me”. This usually persists for 3-6 months before returning to the streets.

Friend 1: “This female I’m dating keeps saying she’s in her healing era. Could I still hit?”

Friend 2: “it’s the best time to hit my friend”

by Bo Jed December 16, 2023

Helting

The act of waking up covered in ejaculation due to not jacking off for extended periods of time. Eventually you’re body can’t take it and just empty’s your bag for you in your sleep.

Hey man I heard Jeff has been helting lately, someone said he woke up looking like a glazed donut.

by Randy helting January 22, 2024

Heating iron and boiling hot water myth

The myth is where you put a heating iron and boiling hot water in the hole of your vagina and it’ll reduce getting wet from looking at random objects.

“Yo did you see the new heating iron and boiling hot water myth?”

by Uug Ggiughihhhh March 11, 2024

Heating Me Up

Inciting anger or irritation.

“Alright bro, now you heating me up.”

by dav3dontmiss March 31, 2024

halting

When you cum but try to do everything in your power to stop the flow of semen. You can stop the flow using anything like your own willpower to physical objects, like the end of a fork, for example.

Bro, I was halting and I had to stop the flow of my nut with a popsicle stick.

by awesome sauce 96 May 28, 2024