Harvard declined your call

Harvard declined your call or missed call from Harvard basically means that your dumb and have no brain cells at all. When someone says this to you, it means you said something so confident thinking it was true or right but in reality it was dumb and pointless.

“Why did Elon musk buy twitter if it was free on the App Store”?
Me: “Harvard declined your call”

by Cwermsigh May 8, 2024

Harvard Style

Using another mans thighs as a masturbatory aide.

Jack covered his genitals in lubricant and began to go Harvard Style on John.

by dolcettoofficial August 10, 2023

99+ missed calls from Harvard

A phrase to respond to a down-right stupid statement or question.

Person 1: Why do we even need an airplane when we could cover ourselves in oil & wait for the rain so we can fly high? Oil floats water, so it works, right?
Person 2: BRO GOT 99+ MISSED CALLS FROM HARVARD 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

by kbft0n April 2, 2024

Harvard

A Wank

Oh my days I’m horny, might need to wack out a Harvard.

by BrownieTime January 20, 2022

stealing Harvard

(based on the movie Stealing Harvard): robbing a bank in order to specifically pay off an expensive tuition or a mortgage

is stealing Harvard even a crime? probably not, if there was no one killed in your attack, and if you stole the money only to re-invest it in the economy

by Sexydimma November 17, 2016

Harvard professors

Notorious for ducking people. Biggest cowards on the planet. Right Michael?

Hym "Yeah, those harvard professors be ducking the shit out of people, don't they? But you know I would destroy you, right Mike? I'd be easy too. Easier than becoming the greatest writer of all time. Which was easy for me. But only because I'm a genius."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2023

Harvard MVP

"The Father of Algebra"

"No further questions, Your Honor."
Harvard MVP

ACT and SAT Extraordinaire

Only one "B"
Name of an advanced student who is very diligent, busy, and signs up (but does not participate in) many clubs. Has an interesting aging process because they skipped a grade of school. Remains at the age of 12 until Mr. President's further notice.

Person 1 (let's call him Casey): Look at the new kid! Apparently he skipped a grade and is becoming a total Harvard MVP. He signed up for a ton of clubs and got a perfect score on his national latin exam.

Person 2: Yeah, if he's a true Harvard MVP, he'll get a "B" in his civ class and switch teachers.

Casey: True, True.

by iwishicouldbeharvardmvp March 5, 2018