harrison

a blue eyed teenage boy who is nice and a grade a student who has nice hair

my friend harrison is awesome

by oliver030806 December 12, 2018

Harrisoning

1. The act of being overly creepy, as in liking every status on someone's facebook or commenting every picture a girl has on her profile.

2. Slang for Stalking, Harrassing or Creeping

Me-"Dude Stop Harrisoning Me"
Stalker-"I'm not being creepy"
Me-"Yes you are"
Stalker-"I just like everything about you"

by itsmelissafoos September 10, 2009

A harrison

Taking a pregnancy test at your place of employment while high on meth.

I missed my period after letting that guy who wears a kilt fill my donut, my excitement of having a 6th baby daddy was too much so I pulled a Harrison. Which reminds me: I need to get more crystal after I clock out

by DonutDongMaster August 03, 2023

The Harrison

A seduction maneuver that trades subtlety for passion. Instead of waiting to see if you can negotiate an end of the date kiss, wait until your partner is in the middle of a sentence, grab her (or him) by the hair, and stick your tongue down their throat with such molten passion they forget what they were saying.

Ideally followed by continuing the conversation and the date as if nothing happened, while watching them try to recover their senses.

It just gets so dark so early- *the Harrison is employed* --um, I, hmm?

by iamcalledstrongbad November 24, 2010

harrison

An absolute dick of a person. He won’t care about you or comfort you. Harrison’s are very smart and sometimes attractive, and very athletic. He’ll get girls from everywhere and he’ll make you jealous.

Did you see Harrison today? He was with one of his 3 girlfriends.

by The o ember October 17, 2019

harrison

a loser who thinks he’s good at fortnite and makes fun of people who like anime

“ew molly likes anime?” “woah bro stop being such a harrison”

by hahahamolly January 10, 2019

harrison

Noun

Marijuana

Originates from "there's no comparison, to Johnny's Harrison" a play on the TC Harrison car dealership advert - "There's no comparison, to TC Harrison" - Johnny being the the (Harrison) dealer.

Often pronounced in 'street' style with a silent 'h' e.g. 'Arrison

See also 'George'

Ah man, I'm really stoned! I've had way too much Harrison.

or

Weed makes you feel good but well forgetful at the same time: Harrison gives and he takes away!

by Jim C August 09, 2005