Handel

A male friend who is extremely intelligent and funny. They usually plan to do something to better the world. Liked by many, usually very attractive, & always the life of the party.

Sometimes used for one who accomplishes an awesome feat.

Often confused with Hansel.

Dude, you just pulled a Handel!

by topgun1 February 3, 2010

david hasselhoff

Some guy we Germans are supposed to adore for some reason.

German guy 1: Hey, did you see David Hasselhoff last night on TV with that strange black talking car?
German guy 2: David who?

by MasterJoe August 21, 2006

Hasselhoff

Verb. To quickly and sloppily eat a greasy food while drunk.

Past Tense: Hasselhoffed

I was so drunk last night that I stopped at Wendy's and hasselhoffed a 1/4 lb. Double Stack.

by Melanie434 June 16, 2007

don't hassel the hoff

Clever, albeit overused (in some circles) retort to anyone attempting to pour haterade on the parade of one Mr. David Hasselhoff.

Schmo: David Hasselhoff is gay/lame/can't sing or act, etc etc

Clever Retort: Hey, don't hassel the hoff! His legend just keeps growing. "Only in America" could such a person find such success. So don't hassel the hoff, baby...

by Gun Slinga! January 1, 2009

Haniel

a REALLY Hot guy who plays guitars. Funnest, Sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Really cool name! :D True friend. Especially caring

Girl 1:
(crying)
Haniel: whats a matter?
Girl 1: idk but your really hot
Do you play the guitar?
Haniel: Yeah
Girl 1: thats hot. your sweet.

Girl 1: Haniel is the best guy i'll ever meet
hot, kinky, sex, hoe, retard, makes you wet

by Sexy_sweethear82294 February 20, 2009

Hansen

n. A quiet and dependable group of people who are known especially for their unbeatable work ethic. Usually originate in the Netherlands. Can also be red-headed.

"You need your roof shingled? Why not hire some Hansens to do it?"

by Maximillion Master777 March 25, 2009

hasselhoffing

To name drop your own name in hopes of getting VIP treatment...often at a B rated facility.

That asshole was totally hasselhoffing his way into the Spice Girls reunion concert.

by 72andsunny January 14, 2015