The Alexis Haney

In days long past, in a time in the not so far and distant future, there existed a man who went by many names; the Alexis, Alexus (Ah-lex-ous), the Alex (Ah-Lex) and sometimes Alex. There are bird wars that have been fought with their feathers.

His name is only properly pronounced with immense testosterone.

The Alexis Haney is simply put.

by Buuuuungi January 24, 2022

HANE

acronym. Heroin Addict No Eyebrows

I'd never sleep with a HANE, unless I, too, was a HANE.

by andrew mk December 12, 2008

Hanford Hookup

The act of performing every sexual act except actual vaginal penetration

Connor totally pulled a "Hanford Hookup" with that chick last night. Very Disappointing....

Maybe you can at least get a "Hanford Hookup" out of her.

by Wild Bill 67 December 19, 2011

haneil

Haneil is a beautiful girl, she has an amazing personality, and is very weird. She is hilarious, and loves to make people laugh. She is charming, sweet, and loveable. When she falls in love, it’s unexpected. Haneil is also a girl who loves to run, she is very athletic too. She is an amazing singer and loves to dance. Haneil is full of heart, and puts effort in everything she does.

Haneil has such an amazing personality.

by Hailey Liz Marlyn February 28, 2019

Michael William Hanes Jr.

this is a fag who has no balls and his a complete tranny homo. His mom is gay, his dad les, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his grandpap a trap, his granny tranny, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry incestry, his family reunion a gay communion, his dear a queer, his friends have both meat ends. and he is a ginger tag along and is short stack.

Dude: stop being a Michael William Hanes Jr.
Michael William Hanes Jr.: whats that mean

Dude: ur gay
Michael William Hanes Jr.: *dies instantly*

by steve jobs back from the dead December 5, 2018

handfag

The gay man that accompanies a diva everywhere she goes.

Person A: Did you see Madonna's new handfag?

Person B: Yeah, and he looked faaabulous.

by dxcrtvbynujimi January 21, 2010

Haneef

A fortnite boy who is short but extremly adorable. Trys to act like a cool boy, fails, but it one of the nicest boys you know.

Look at Haneef, talking about Fornite again trying to look cool.

by KazooBoi December 13, 2018