sinners handshake

when your lover gives you a hand job while in a church lot or park while people watch

my hunny gave me the sinners handshake and some kid slipped and skinned his knee in the juice

by mr potato shmoop October 11, 2009

Dead Fish Handshake

The ultimate faux pas in handshaking criteria. When you shakes another person's hand, it feels as if you are holding a dead fish.

John: "Did you meet Anthony yet?"
David: "Yeah, notice that pussy ass dead fish handshake of his?"

by Barack Oprama January 10, 2008

asshole handshake

The rubbing together of two fists, thumb-and-index-finger side-in (The side that looks like an asshole), recognizing that the other fellow and you are both, well, assholes.

Monti: I feel like such an asshole. Am I?
Ed: Yes, yes you are. But so am I. Let's perform the secret asshole handshake. (perform the gesture).

by Edo Alonge September 30, 2007

Limp fish handshake

To give a weak handshake.

This guy looks unconfident. He has a limp fish handshake.

by potap April 21, 2010

Cornish Handshake

A polite way of saying somebody had sex.

Tater: I think they just shared a Cornish handshake.

Toad: How do you know?

Tater: I can tell.

Toad: How?

Tater: I can smell it.

by yayee April 12, 2014

3 way handshake

When three men stand in a circle and jerk off the gentleman to their right.

Why does it take 3 networking guys to install a switch? These guys are so lazy. With all three of them in the network closet like that, I'll bet they are giving each other a 3 way handshake.

by Sure, Not March 18, 2014

Baltimore Handshake

1) handjob; 3rd base(m).

Steve: "Did you sleep with Sheila after the concert last night?"

Carl: "No, but she did give me a Balitmore Handshake."

Steve: "Nice."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003