Piers Morgan handshake

Unsolicited groping of the buttocks.

"Hey! That guy just gave me a Piers Morgan handshake."

"I'd give her a Piers Morgan handshake."

by Herassment May 17, 2009

Mr. Hands

Still a better love story than Twilight

Friend: Did you see that Mr. Hands video, it's a guy fucking a horse!
You: Yep, and it's still a better love story than Twilight

by gabep637 September 19, 2012

handsy

An adjective to describe people who cannot keep their hands to themselfs. A person who constantly touches, pokes, feels, rubs, or otherwise molests someone or something.

Be careful on your date with Toby tonight because I have heard he is very handsy with the ladies.

by Caesche October 15, 2004

holding hands with sausage

Euphemism for masturbation, especially in a semi-secluded public area - for example in a cinema seat.

"That skinny bloke over there is holding hands with sausage under his jacket."
"Dirty git!"

by Uncle Whippity May 7, 2008

Chicago Handshake

A drink order that includes two traditional Chicago drinks (each oh which is sold almost exclusively in Chicago), a shot of malört and an Old Style beer.

My friends are visiting from out of town and I want them to get the real Chicago experience so I'm buying them a round of Chicago Handshakes!

by Mizami October 8, 2018

Crab Hands

The process of crossing your fingers by putting the inner fingers over the outer fingers, creating two prongs on each hand. Often used to let somebody know that they are being "crabby."

"Omg. My friend was being a total bitch, so I flashed her the crab hands."

"Nice."

by Revolutionary2009 June 30, 2009

Let Your Hands Go

1. Typically a term for professional fighting, but can be used in any fighting situation. Occurs when an individual literally "let's their hands go" and throws punches without thinking about any of them.

2. Going off pure punching instinct.

3. Puttin' a MF'er down.

It was a pretty close fight but you let your hands go and he was done in three seconds.

by RobTheReef November 18, 2009