monkee haircut

When Asian kids go to Thailand and in search of lady boys and spearfishing trips

Albert went to Thailand for a monkee haircut.

by BlueBYU October 3, 2017

musky haircut

When a woman grinds her genetailia on another person's head.

"I'm bald, so the only haircut I can get is a musky haircut."

by Steve-o5000 February 7, 2006

crisis haircut

A drastic change in hairstyle in response to an extreme situation someone is experiencing or time of duress. For example, cutting long hair into a bob style or dyeing black hair blonde.

"Did you see Shauna's crisis haircut? She chopped all of her hair off right after her boyfriend dumped her!"

by miacracker November 20, 2016

Italian Haircut

When you cum on your hand and smear it through someone's hair causing a slicked back greasy italian style haircut.

Last night when me and bae were going at it, I felt pretty naughty and decided to give her an Italian haircut.

by sccameron91 July 20, 2014

Fabian Haircut

A person named Fabian who gets a haircut (but not very much cutoff), too frequently. It still looks like a rat nest after the haircut, with a mix of goldilocks style.

Hey dude, did you get a fresh cut? Heck no, they trimmed me up with a Fabian Haircut. Someone should turn me upside down and use me as a mop.

by Smooth J Rod July 22, 2018

Porn Haircut

A haircut that reminds you of a certain individual you saw once in a porno. Not to be confused with sex hair.

Dude, that one MILF on the US women's curling team has such a porn haircut

John did something different with his hair the other day, bro had such a porn haircut

by PornHaircut February 10, 2014

emo haircut

Kyle's current haircut. It's hilarious.

LOL, Kyle, your haircut is 100% Emo. Pfft.

by Mati April 13, 2005