Hawkinator

a very hip teacher who likes to work hard but still have a fun time.

wow, we love our hawkinator!!

by [mjuzIk] is love July 6, 2011

hawkins

Someone who spends the majority of their time at important meetings creating memes instead of doing useful work. Known to later ask for all of the meeting specifics minutes to the deadline to complete the task at hand.

Man, I really hope we don't get a hawkins in our group, or we'll never make our deadlines.

Eric over there can be a real hawkins. He's always on that Urban Dictionary making image macros.

by computerscientits April 3, 2017

the hawkins

having a wank while in the process of pissing

omg i walked in on billy doing the hawkins while on the toilet last night!

by jesus-fucking-christ August 14, 2010

Hackney

To be of poor or crappy quality. To be jimmy rigged. To be poor. To look like a caveman.

His house is so hackney, it dosn't even have a door knob...all i has is a deadbolt.

He bought the hackney brand of cheesy poofs....

That kid buys his clothes from the goodwill...he must be hackney

That kid looks like a caveman, is he related to hackney?

by Jebusite February 9, 2009

heckin'

good boi wordfor hell

oh he havin' a heckin' good time

by jeesus_ himself April 4, 2019

An Abject Hackneyed Game

A Tally Hall Discord server that is the closest thing to hell on Earth. The members work as a hivemind to make everyone hate them, including the members of Tally Hall. They are very unfunny, even though they have a rule against being unfunny. Often referred to as abject.

Person 1: "I've been thinking about joining An Abject Hackneyed Game."
Person 2: "Don't"

by ebtoast March 24, 2021

Taylor Hawkins

Drummer for the foo fighters
has his own band - Taylor Hawkins and the coattail riders

Taylor Hawkins used to be the drummer for alanis morrisett (sp?!)

by yakkitori June 11, 2006