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Corpse Husband

An American Youtuber who is known for his scary stories, music, streaming Among Us. Also known for not showing his face and deep voice caused by "Gerd"
Have you heard Corpse Husbands' new song "Never Satisfied"?
I did! I think I really like it!
by D'Nay November 19, 2020
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Husband

Get me coffee, says wife.
Yes, says Husband
by Tickle me Purple May 6, 2009
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Deadbeat husband

A man who is married yet forgets he’s married whenever he is at work. He never calls his wife to let her know if he’s going to be late, leaving her to wonder when she may be “lucky” enough to have him home. His children stop asking when he will be home because they are so used to him being late. Then when his wife gets upset by it he sends his wife stupid photos of the cat because he’s emotionally retarded.
Wife - “Dinner is ready
Deadbeat Husband -“Oh about that...”
“Here’s a cat photo, see you in an hour”
by Ben in the den July 2, 2018
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not-husband

Your male partner/life partner/significant other who you are not married to but eternally committed to and who you may or may not have a child with.

To be used in place of boyfriend, man friend, significant other, or partner.
"My not-husband got me the prettiest bouquet of flowers yesterday for my birthday." "I'm thinking about getting my not-husband concert tickets."
by Mo Mentum January 4, 2013
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lame duck husband

When a husband who used to be king shit in his house and marriage becomes powerless because his wife caught him doing something on the down low, and she refuses to leave him- but uses her knowledge of this event as emotional blackmail hence, usurping his powers- preventing him from any activity she deems unfit or not to her liking.
"Where's Sean? He's supposed to be my darts partner tonight!"
"Man- Jenn caught Sean fucking around with Kourtney. He's a lame duck husband from here on out!"
by HeroHandy May 7, 2019
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The Corpse Husband Phenomenon

A phenomenon where anything that person shows on the internet, whether it be hair, hands, or anything about that person. People will flip, and it will temporarily break the internet
Random person: Holy shit did you see the Corpse husbands hair got number 8 on trending on twitter?!
Me: Welp, thats The Corpse Husband Phenomenon for you
by Just a person_0923 October 24, 2020
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Dutch Husband

A long, usually rectangular shaped body pillow. Usually used by placing it alongside a person's body while sleeping, so that one leg can be draped over the length of it.
1. That lady likes the feeling of being cuddled so much, she sleeps with two Dutch Husbands.
2. When the old gal was in the rack with a leg ache, she slept with a Dutch Husband, to get rid of the pain before morning.
by TigerRose October 20, 2010
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