hobbit feet

feet that are unusually large, hairy with defined yet long and curvy nails , also see zuhair

whoa look at zuhairs hobbit feet

by zoo bear 88009 October 17, 2009

Chunky hobbit

A New Zealander who is both extremely short and extremely wide and never removes herself from the couch. She may also never stop yapping uncontrollably.

She just won't shut up! The chunky hobbit!

by Hobbiton123 January 20, 2014

Dirty Hobbit

When a male identifying person with hairy feet puts a toe in their, consenting, sexual partners butt.

The person I brought home from the bar last night was so kinky they asked me to give them a dirty hobbit.

by OGDH September 9, 2022

Hobbit wifi

when one of your friends lives in hobbit land and they have booty ass wifi

"Kaden fix your hobbit wifi"

by No cake no cake August 7, 2020

A Hobbit's Worth

When you have just enough gas to get there and back again.

Person 1: Are you sure you have enough gas to pick them up?
Person 2: Yeah, I've got about a hobbit's worth, we'll be fine.

by CodenameTex December 2, 2016

Millionaire Hobbit

A person who has expensive taste and/or hobbies but does not have money to satisfy it.

That millionaire hobbit was just released from jail today and thinks he is buying a brand new vehicle with black rims.

by Violator123 June 14, 2019

hunting for hobbits

A term for smoking weed.

Comes from a LARP group's term for the magical happenings that go on at 420. Often coincides with a literal hunt for a hobbit doll.

Bob: Where did Sandra and Jolene go?
James: They went off into the woods. They're hunting for hobbits.

by Baylemtree August 4, 2011