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Deleting any history of dirty things on your computer
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Guy #1 Dude thank god I history bombed my computer before my mom walked in to check it thank god.

Guy #2 Ya my mom would have beet me.
by SecretCPU May 13, 2011
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history dump

Someone tells you a lot more than you ever wanted to know about their past (work, personal life, problems, etc). Too much info, too many details, not all of it is relevant or important to the present time.
When I asked about her work experience, I got a 20-minute, non-stop history dump.

If you ask about his ex-girlfriend, be ready for a history dump...he doesn't know when to stop.
by FlyingBrain August 14, 2012
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History of Economic Thought

A lesson for undergraduate economics classes. Economists those died hundreds of years ago can still fuck your mind because of this lesson. Some of them claim that value can only be determined by demand and others begin to blend them by being foolish, because, according to them value can only be determined by supply or something fucking else.

I used to think that Karl Marx is a merit figure in history because he tried to solve the poverty problem but now i think he's fucking crazy. You will see his name in everywhere if you are am economics student. In Sociology, in macroeconomics, in microeconomics, in comparative world economy, in politics...
In 2nd the January which is follower of the 2015's first day, i have a final term for History of Economic Thought.
by ch32 April 4, 2015
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History blasting

The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".

Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.

However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?

Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.

Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
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History Project

History Project due tomorrow
Me: (in terror) AHAHAGAHAHAHAH
by innocent_and_insecure April 20, 2018
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History's Hemorrhoid

Before Vladimir Putin squeezed his pet turd into the oval office, history's hemorrhoid once crapped his elderly pants while on a golf course.
by phathatcat October 1, 2018
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History of autism

The history of autism is an ancient group of students which were active somewhat 6,000 years ago. The group had once sexy Arab and a stupid Russian. Mixed with stubborn and unique Germans the group was created. They had a midget and they never used names the group was and is well knows for writing their 10,000 page book about all the jokes they came up with during lunch time. The book was never found however there have been sightings of its remains in schools all over the world history of autism can now be used as a reference of jokes
Yo that’s hilarious was that some history of autism ?
Yooo that’s some history of autism level shit
Okay that was funny but it wasn’t really history of autism level

That’s some history of autism type of crap
by H.O.A,a November 11, 2018
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