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Office Headphone Syndrome 

When many colleagues in the office wear headphones almost constantly, appearing busy and unavailable for collaboration.
My team at work has office headphone syndrome. We work in the same room and supposed to collaborate with each other, but many people wear headphones almost constantly while working on the computer and appear busy and inaccessible. It's awkward to constantly ask them to take off their headphones, so they're effectively absent, as if they're working remotely.
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cmf headphone pro

a pretty great set of headphones for under $/£/€100 made be nothing (yes the same company that makes the nothing phones and is related to teenage engineering) that perform way above their value
cmf headphone pro isn’t audiophile or as detailed as AirPods Max but they’re such good value and support high res audio and have aux in and everything.

nothing headphones (1) 

One of the better Bluetooth headphones on the market at the moment especially for their price, have better anc than even the AirPods Max (I swear), aux in and up to 60 hours of battery life, 35 hours with anc on.
the nothing headphones (1) are better than the AirPods Max, sony wh 1000 xm6s and whatever other flagship Bluetooth headphones that are around.

Hot Head Headphones 

The number one selling headphones on the market. Now cordless, these voice recognitizing headphones are the way to go. They are made of a special memory foam to make them fit comfortably in your ear with no irritation and they will not fall out.

spotify + headphones + 40 volume triple combo

I love this spotify + headphones + 40 volume triple combo auditory experience so much its so tear shedding, phenomenal, award winning, 404 error braining oh my god

I have to turn up my headphones at full volume

What you say when you listen to the most quietest song ever.
*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet