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pirate headache 

A headache that takes place only behind one eye.
I've got a pirate headache behind me eye. Arrrrgh.

grammar headache 

A headache caused by the visual onslaught of grammatically incorrect text. Some times bringing out the grammar nazi in you.
Mike's essay have me a grammar headache. It had too many errors.

Breakup headache 

When you wake up at sadnigga hours between the times of 3-6 am ... possibly even earlier and you get this insane headache wondering why but then you rmb you just got out of a relationship w the person you thought you would be with forever and then not only your heart but also your chest starts to ache in a way that science cannot explain but we all know it exists bc we feel it and you want to cry but you can’t bc your head hurts so bad and you are stuck w pain and the thoughts of what could’ve been... you pop some aspirin but it feels like it’s never ending then yours eyes start to burn a bit bc you just want it to end you just want to sleep in peace but you can’t. You’re just left with a unnecessary amount of thoughts and memories that just keep appearing uncontrollably . It feels like it’s getting worse before it gets better.
I woke up with a breakup headache and I sat there In agony.

bath headache 

when you get out of a hot bath and all your mucles seem weak
i cant do the yardwork right now i have a bath headache
bath headache by jojopotatoe42 November 3, 2020

Virtual headache 

A psychosymatic headache caused by a virtual existence.
Muy virtual headache was caused by all the shit I have to put up with.
Virtual headache by Red Yankee January 6, 2021

Adult Headache 

A headache brought on by excessive consumption of alchohol.
Mom has an adult headache right now. Have some money to go hang out with your friends.
Adult Headache by Brielle6464 March 2, 2021