Guatemalan pocket rocket

The act of recieving a reach around through one's front pocket.

Me so horny, me give you Guatemalan pocket rocket.

by nevrnoswat2do September 21, 2006

gurtek

Finest being. Intellectual genius. deep minded . great lover when you find a gurtek he wont let you go because gurtek's are dedicated lovers. A gurtek would give his life for a loved one.

The gurtek did not let go of my love.

by lisaral May 13, 2008

Guatemalan Facehat

The delicate art of a women putting both legs behind her head and performing oral inter-coarse

Can you do that thing with your legs behind your head? Guatemalan Facehat I don't think so.

by Sheisse Grenata March 6, 2009

Gusner

Gusner - verb - to have sex with Claire's mom. Often associated with Haitians and the Kama Sutra. See also Claire's Mom's review of the Kama Sutra.

"Dude, I gusnered last night."
"Are you haitian?"
"I've got my green card baby"
"yeeeeyah"

by Iloveanalsex October 30, 2004

Guatemalans

Bad ass mother fuckers that can kick your ass in a heart beat if he wanted to. Dont look at them wrong or you might provoke them, to kick your mother fucking ass. Better breed than Puerto Ricans and Mexicans.

Those Guatemalans kicked my ass last night at that party because I looked at their ginormous Dicks

by CMT ( Corn, MIke, Tim) July 27, 2008

The Gusher

The act of squeezing the juices of gusher fruit snacks onto your penis and having a female lick it clean.

Mikey:"Dude, Delaney gave me The Gusher last night!"

Evan: "Holy shit! Did her tongue turn purple?"

Mikey: "Yeah, and her head turned into a bunch of grapes like in the commercials!"

by Luke's whipped October 18, 2011

Guatemalan bake sale

1. (n) - a bake sale held exclusively in Guatemala, usually featuring traditionaly Guatemalan baked goods

2. (v) - to utterly destroy an opponent in verbal, physical, or electronic battle in a quick or excessively voilent manner

derived from the vigor with which Guatemalan women push their goods onto prospective consumers, and the aftermath that can result from over-zealous advertisment of said baked goods.

1. "I bought this delicious loaf of plantain bread at the Guatemalan bake sale.

2. "I've got 150 hydralisks and 100 zerglings all completely upgraded heading into your base, and they can all fly and are invisable."
"Whoa! I'm aboutta get Guatemalan bake selled (acceptable substitution = Guatemalan bake sold)"

by Silent Rip January 6, 2005