guarantee

A guarantee is the inverse of trust.

Rhys Muldoon: "I trust Amanda Vanstone. If I left her alone in a room with a bucket of fried chicken, I'd trust her to eat it up. I'd also trust her to then launch a national inquiry into who ate the chicken."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

guamanation

1.(noun)After having doing a girl up the but you decide to piss in her ass resulting in an awesome gumanation.

2. (verb) too pee in a girl's butthole

Person A: Wow molly got a guamanation last night

Person B: Man i knew that girl looked like she could take a gaumanation!

by beanerman April 17, 2008

100% black guy guarantee

A 100% guarantee that a black man will get you what he guarantee'd, be it good's, favors, services and most importantly white women.

You get this done, I will wingman for you and you will get her as your girlfriend. 100% black guy guarantee!

by Sindarian October 24, 2018

guyangle

1. A three-man daisy chain of oral pleasure, forming a triangle.

2. A dude on dude on dude triple kiss.

Phil and Seth came over last night. One thing led to another and we had a guyangle after the football game. It was awesome.

by John V.V. April 10, 2008

guyanese men

cute perm heads that dj & are obsessed w cars #jdm4L

a friend: damn have u seen that sweeter mans?
me: ur so obsessed with guyanese men😭

by urfaveeecooliegyalxoxo August 6, 2021

Guyanese Shower

Term defining the use of someone using too much or too strong cologne to cover up their body odor. Named after the people of west Indian descent who are known for doing this in the inner NYC boros of Queens, Bronx and Manhattan. They do this thinking it will attract ladies when instead, nine times out of ten, it ends up choking them.

Friend #1: Yo bro you gonna take a shower after playing basketball for the last 2.5 hours?

Friend #2: "Nah man I'm just gonna take a Guyanese shower and hope my girl doesn't notice."

by Trey Boogie September 7, 2012

Gayank

To take someone chair after they have did the tap tap rules and all the other bullshit..

Damn kevin Sean just Gayank your chair.

by Lapsley April 9, 2008