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Group Chat Mitosis 

When a group chat splits off into a smaller group chat, excluding members that are problematic or no longer part of the friend group. More discreet than straight up removing someone.
I knew that Caitlyn would confront us about removing her from our group chat, so we had a group chat mitosis.
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Group hang 

When you and your crush are hanging out but friends (that you want to go away so you be alone just you and your crush) are hanging out with you.
It was an intimate date just you and me at a magical place, where refills are free. Then your buddies showed up and tore us apart. They’re forces of evil, a knife through my heart. And it became a group hang.
Group hang by ZJay412 November 5, 2020
Terrorist Group of Arabs that came up with the genius song "I just want BANG BANG BANG"
I don't want relationship, I just want BANG BANG BANG
group-x by Crack Daddy Welfare April 19, 2003
The more common way to spell Gröûp X

Think of them as the Borats of music

They are frowm Cramshananteen, Saudi Arabia. (aka America)

The members are Hashmeer Shashmeer, Blade aka DJ Pattiecake, and Rex aka DJ Rocksolid.

Since Hashmeer reunite with Baind, new Song 'What to Use (Heiney on the Hepp)' now being record for single release
I eat peanuts every day
Feels so good when I have them in my haind
I do not care what the people say
Cause if I don't got my peanuts then I'm in pain
They've got vitamins and minerals
Make me strong as you can tell
They make me a lyrical general
You don't eat peanuts go to the hell
You can do 200 push up
If you eat peanuts a lot
Then you get the girls with a really good butt
And they let you put the peepee right in the crackshot
Peanuts good, potato chips bad
Peanuts are the best snack I ever had
They have so good smelly scent
But you better look out for the elephant
Cause he took my peanuts while I was on the poop pot
And he looked me in the face, said he did not
So if you took my peanuts then your gonna get a punch
Cause I need a good snack to go with my lunch

lyrics to peanuts by Group x
Group X by huge group x fan! August 3, 2007

Group glazed ham 

When a group a guy cum on a girls ass
We all gave her a group glazed ham
Group glazed ham by Andrew November 6, 2004

Group Whore 

A group whore is someone who, during group projects in school joins one group only to leave it for another and then comes back and then leaves again while still pretending to be part of the original group.
Callum: Hey, can I join your group?
Anthony: Sure.
Callum: I'll be right back (goes to other group)
Lucas (in Anthony's Group): What's going on.
Callum: Ok, what's the answer to number 5?
Anthony: I'm not telling you!
Lucas: You're a group whore Callum!
Group Whore by Aivalleb October 20, 2009