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Panda Goggles

Ejaculating on your partner's eye, right after having punched out the other eye. This will give the desired effect of one black and one white eye. Just like a panda!
Girl: "OW! What the hell are you doing?!"
*ejaculates on the other eye*
Guy: "PANDA GOGGLES!"
by Mediokrates March 4, 2010
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Gregging

'Gregging' is the process by which an individual masturbates into a hat. Though this is its definition, it can also be used to describe an individual resting his penis in a hat, and/ or using the hat to masturbate. To 'Greg' someone is to steal their headwear, and perform one of these heinous acts using it.
Example 1)
It has commonly been used to make amusing adjustments to songs:
"Gregging,Gregging you... filling up your beret with my penis"

Example 2)
Ray: "Man, what the fuck is up with your hat?"
James: "you wont believe it, Some punk gregged it last night at the party!"
Ray: "Ouch, dont worry about it, weve all been there before"

Example 3)
Mark: "Hey, look at that blokes hat, you want to greg it?"
Bryn: "Hell yeah!, ill go first"
30 minutes later
Man with Hat: "Bollocks"
by Portlypeasent February 26, 2009
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Mongolian Goggles

When a man places his testicles over the eyes of a woman or someone incapacitated by alcohol for a sexual or joking purpose.
Frank was so wasted last night that when he passed out John gave him Mongolian Goggles.
by Coitus Maximus January 28, 2009
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geoggers

Shortened version of the subject 'geography'. Geoggers is the study of rivers, the effects of gravity whilst falling and walking along beaches with a strange man.
Person 1 - "hey, what class are we in now?"
Person 2- "we're in geoggers!"
by janineinnit April 2, 2007
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Greggil

n. dragon word for human; also called two-leggers, georges, hewmohns, and lunch
That guy is such a greggil.
by Rocnik December 2, 2007
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goggle tan

Any facial coloring that is caused by wearing ski goggles which cause the skin around the eyes to remain pale. Although called a goggle tan, it is just as often caused by frostbite or windburn.
My goggle tan was a source of pride until prom night.
by happilysilent1 June 26, 2015
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glamour goggles

Large, 70's inspired tinted glasses for men and women that have become ubiquitous in naughties popular culture.
"If I see one more person wearing glamour goggles i'm going to inflict some random soft tissue damage".
by sparksneon January 14, 2007
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