green tea

An Asian variety of tea named for its green color. Amazingly, this tea is mind-blowingly healthy in about every aspect. Even fights Cancer.

At the sushi bar, they served me green tea. After drinking it, I felt somewhat rejuvenated!

by BB48 October 26, 2005

Green Day Trendies

People who say they are Green Day's greatest fans but have only ever heard their 'American Idiot' album. They dye their hair black and wear eyeliner like the lead singer. And then they buy converses and class themselves as 'punks'. They really and truly suck and have to get a life.

Green Day Trendy 1: "Look at me, I'm wearing eyeliner!!!!!!!!!1"

Green Day Trendy 2: "I've only heard one of Green Day's songs...ah well, I'm still their biggest EVER fan coz I wear a hoodie with their name on!!!!!!1!11!"

by Ihategreendaytrendies July 12, 2005

Green Day Fan

A fanatic of the punk rock band Green Day;
There are four types:

Old Fan: Liked Green Day since 1,039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours; since the early 90s.

New Fans: Liked Green Day since they heard Nimrod or Warning:

American Idiot Fans: The fans who tend to 'type lyekk diz'; only know of Green Day as 'that hawwt billy jo'. Like Green Day after the release of American Idiot and cannot name a song on Dookie. Also known as poseur.

Real Fans: The fans who might have been around in the Dookie era, or maybe just heard of Green Day with the release of American Idiot; these type of fans are the fans that, whichever era they started liking Green Day, are obsessed. These are the fans that know every single song on every single album and all the lyrics.

Real Green Day fans are those who stick around, even though Green Day is now mainstream; the ones who respect Green Day and are proud of their fame.

Old Green Day Fan: "I saw Green Day play at Gilman 16 years ago. They were awesome."
New Green Day Fan: "After hearing Dookie, I love Green Day!"
American Idiot Green Day Fan: "Oh em gee. Billy jo is uber sekzi."
Real Green Day Fan: "I wish I was around when Green Day played at Gilman.."

by GD.Anonymous July 30, 2008

Geoengineering

Loosely defined as the intentional large-scale manipulation of the global environment; planetary tinkering; a subset of terraforming or planetary engineering. Techniques proposed include sulfate cannons, space mirrors, and huge buckets of white paint.

In 1996 Thomas Schelling wrote, “’Geoengineering’ is a new term, still seeking a definition. It seems to imply something global, intentional, and unnatural….” Geoengineering is the last gasp of a dying civilization.

by ipsler.gonkler December 31, 2008

Green blob

Dream

Dream is a green blob

by Coopwastaken March 27, 2021

green pork

Federal government money spent on states' so-called green projects.

This loan guarantee for nuclear power plants amounts to billions of dollars in green pork that will do little to meet America’s energy needs.

by Philosophistry February 17, 2010

green light anxiety

That nervous feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you are stopped in a long line of cars at a red light. When the light turns green you hope to God you make it through before if turns red again.

After waiting 5 minutes at a red light, my green light anxiety set in bad when cars did not move fast enough when the light finally turned green.

by coupondad7 May 30, 2015