grifter

A grifter is a strategic gambler. Such strategy is used that it is almost not considered gambling at all.

Someone who can count cards while playing poker is known as a grifter.

by Dy7lan February 6, 2005

Cheese Grater

A tool used to break up your chronic

yo passs me the cheese grater, this dopes too sticky to break up with my fingers

by Gnizza February 8, 2009

grufters

Facial hair adjacent to the ears commonly known as sideburns, believed to have originated from the midlands.

Pull on my grufters, these are the real deal!

by AndrewD April 8, 2004

Grifter

A GRIFTER is where people beg for money off blind people

TheDeppeffect is a GRIFTER .

by Mellstellssells July 22, 2023

Cheese Grater face

An entirely unattractive girl.

"Your really hot, but your friend is a total cheese grater face."

by Sgt. Forge June 2, 2009

Gafter

Someone who sets there bible on the ground instead of holding it in their lap, or someone who defaces the bible.

Johnathan: "Gosh I'm tired *sets bible down*
Holly: "Johnathan you gafter how dare you set the bible on the ground!"

by Holly and Ajani June 5, 2005

Crank the Cheese Grater

Slang term for masturbation, particularly of the male variety. Also used to describe hand jobs or other sexual acts involving the penis.

Also used to describe the act of grating Cheddar, Romano, Parmesan, or any other style of cheese for culinary purposes.

"Did you hear Zach got caught by his mom cranking the cheese grater last night? Totally embarrasing!"

"My arms were so tired after that workout I could hardly crank the cheese grater. Huge turn off."

"After receiving our soup at an Italian restaurant, the waiter proceeded to crank the cheese grater over out meals until we gave him the cue to stop. It was totally appropriate given the situation."

by C-Diddy145 June 25, 2009