gopher stomp

When a dog or other animal manages to jump on a man's testicles with all four feet at the same time

My girlfriend's dog jumped on my crotch and gopher stomped me so bad I thought I pissed myself

by Tooblecane August 18, 2019

gobert'd

Verb - the act(s) or omission(s) of one person that results in the destruction of an entire institution.

Rudy Gobert just gobert'd the NBA.

Adolf Hitler just gobert'd the League of Nations.

by mystrongsuit March 14, 2020

Gomer Pyle’d

When you are expected to do something you had absolutely no idea you were supposed to. Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

Well, I found out this morning via a company-wide email that I had to cover for Ronnie all week! Guess what? I just got Gomer Pyle’d again!

by MacGown November 5, 2021

Grandpa Gapers

When an elderly man spreads your gaping asshole and puts his cracked old tongue inside.

Yesterday I was walking down the street and saw grandpa gapers going on.

by Uncle Rimjob July 11, 2016

Florida Gaper

Too much ass sex from a stranger on your Florida vacation.

She came back from vacation with the Florida Gaper

by HulkHulk June 19, 2016

Massive Gaper

Massive gaper is something the youtube "Nikocado Avocado" has. This is referring to his stretched out asshole.

Damn did you see that picture off Nikocados massive gaper?

by Massive Gaper April 17, 2020

swamp gomper

A scary reptile like human that lives in the swamp area of a body of water

I was going for a kaiak ride to find some pond Lillys and the swamp gomper almost got me

by master chubs October 29, 2020