goombals

people with same names

did you see beau for goombals yesterday

by patriiiiiiiiccccccck September 12, 2017

Goomba

A goomba is a person who is useless and in the way. They will disappear when jumped on.

"O Sally my boyfriend cheated on me".
"He is a goomba forget him".

by digital voice September 29, 2017

Goomba

Another term for psilocybin cubensis mushroom(s); the small animated character resembling a golden brown mushroom in Mario Brothers™.

Did you get any goombas for the festival this weekend?

by GiveEmTheRazzleDazzle October 17, 2017

Goomba

A silly person, the dumbass in your friend group.

“Stfu brett you’re a Goomba”

by Yung Chico May 22, 2018

Goomba

Someone that is just acting stupid and does not know what the fuck they are doing or saying.

Sit down and shutup you are being a fucking goomba.

by Kwame Brown 133 October 10, 2018

Goolbap

When somebody doesn't understand a joke at first, but they finally get it when the joke isn't even funny or relevant anymore.

John: "What's a cow with no legs called? Ground beef!"
Frank: "HAHAHAHA!"
Pat: "I don't get it..."

*1 hour later* Pat: "Ohhhh I get it! Funny!"
Frank: "That joke is dead now."
John: "You're such a goolbap!"

by OogaBoogaYeet January 12, 2019

Goomba

A short individual which is mentally/physically disabled. A goomba is a short enemy from Mario that is weak.

The goomba over there has never grew an inch.

by toeman98 June 19, 2019