goober gobbler

A dick sucker,penis puffer

Man yo girl told me that u was a goober gobbler. She saw it fo herself.

by Mama Redneck July 27, 2006

goober smoocher

A person who likes to kiss dicks. Bitch that teases you with thinking your going to get the best damn blow job ever, but she never follows through. Also a funny cut down to call someone you want people to think they kiss dicks.

That Jane sure is a goober smoocher. She is such a cock tease.

by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012

globulating

1) The act of existing while being extremely obese

2) The uncontrollable existence and unhindered motion of fat on one's body.

All those fat people were globulating all over the McDonalds.

or

He was globulating while watching T.V.

or

She was cute, but she was kind of globulating around the waist.

by The Chern November 11, 2008

goobed out

1. to be sleepy or very tired.

2. To nap on the couch all the time.

Sandi looked goobed out after a long night of playing computer games.

Sandi is always goobed out on the couch when she has nothing to do.

by J.Heinz March 11, 2014

seba gooba

One acting crazy or not rational. Like a clown.

Matt : Yo what’s up with seba?

Nick : he’s just being mad Seba Gooba that’s all.

by Sebagoobaman December 22, 2022

GOOBER BANDITS

1) A bike gang from N.Y.

2) An unstoppable force.

3) A bike crew from Schenectady.

First guy: OH SHIT! The Goober Bandits are coming!

Second guy: OH FUCK!

Third guy: ( too busy hauling ass)

by a GOOBER BANDIT June 18, 2009

goofy goober

a silly quirky person...usually used to describe a little kid

You're such a goofy goober

by LuckyLuna July 16, 2010