guidoville

see guido
A town in habited by guidos. usually down by the Jersey Shore, but occasionally in parts of New York City and other surrounding urabn areas. Frequent sitings of young, Italian men dressed in tracksuits with tight white tees, gold chains, and muscle cars.

Kerri: Wanna come down to my beach house this summer?
Me: Sure! Which beach is it at?
Kerri: Oh, down in Lavalette.
Me: Oh, it's in guidoville!

by jersey girl April 24, 2005

Guido

spends a lot of time getting ready in front of the mirror (probably longer than a woman), has enormous amounts of gel in his hair, wears a tight t-shirt or wife-beater and somehow eventually ends up with his shirt off. Ed Hardy shirts are preferred but if you're a poor guido Affliction shirts will do the trick. Other essential fashion accessories include designer sunglasses, gaudy jewelry (earrings, necklaces) and torn, stonewashed/white jeans. Steroids are almost a must and you must work out while looking into a mirror at all times. Over-Tanning is essential and a preferred look is an oompa-loompa shade of orange.The guido is very much into his looks, has a large ego, very proud of his italian ancestry, and very much into techno/euro-trance/beats music. This form of music gives way to the guido fist-pump and other forms of gyration. Guidos can dance anywhere including - but not limited to- parking lots and beaches. When guidos go out to party they engage in binge drinking, lame come-ons to anyone of the opposite sex, the guido-fist pump/dance off and the eventual roid-rage fight at the end of the night.

These guidos at the beach are cracking me up with their dancing.

by 305 guy December 22, 2009

Guido

An Italian-American who still lives with their parents (usually in the basement) at the age of 30, with NO intention of ever leaving! Bad taste in clothes, music, and cars. Usually have BAD tempers, desperately need anger management, and take anger out on either their material possessions, or their girlfriends! Known to reside in the NY Tri-State area, and have the worst grammar out of every culture!

Uses terms and phrases like: "Youse guys" (when talking to another guido, no matter how old or what the relation, usually calls them by "kid", "coz", "bra" (pronounces bro)
Another example: My guido-duesch-EX-bf, who lives in Queens, NY

by MizzBabyBlues July 27, 2010

indo-guido slut

Female counterpart to an indo-guido. consists of indian girls who love to go clubbing with IG males. generally seen wearing short dresses or extremely low cut tops with tight jeans. straightened hair, eyeliner, lots of makeup, and large hoop earrings are also general characteristics.
Accessories also include : Stilettos,Excessive Perfume, and numerous other flashy types of jewelry.
Mannerisms : Hair flicking, booty dancing, being all over IG boys.

and KNEEPADS.

"did you see those indo-guido sluts in the new jay sean video?"

by Cheesh May 18, 2008

Guido dance

The guido dance is a series of alternating vertical air punches, done without moving anything else. It was invented by Russians in the Ural mountains with a downward pumping motion, but the guidos don't want you to know that. The Italians took it sometime around World War I, and used their vast network of spies to hide the existence of the more noble Ural dance.

See that moron flailing his arms in the air? Yeah, he's doing a Guido Dance.

by bad news bares December 9, 2008

Cell Phone Guido

An overly tanned annoying stereotypical cell phone salesman you see at most mall kiosks that look like one of the Gotti boys. Flavor savors, popped collars, and obnoxious jewelry are all requirements.

That guy is such a cell phone Guido, he was the most annoying salesman I ever came across. He didn't understand I didn't want the cell phone insurance plan.

by cbag December 3, 2007

guido

Stupid fucks that are usually italians and try to be basasses by having the thick brooklyn accents to scare people but in reality they are just pussys. These people often wear to much coligne, wear gold chains, wear wife beaters, somthing from the armani exchange, and are usually pretty stupid. They often open their big mouths and brag about somthing stupid (like killing some one, robbing a house etc) and end up getting caught. They also usually have what little hair they have spicked up like they got electrcuted.

That stupid fuck danny pelosi had to open his big guido mouth about killing the guy now hes in jail 25yrs-life.

Tyson put your hair down your look like a fucking guido.

That fucking guido tried to scare me with his italian/brooklyn accent but it didnt faze me

by big tim February 3, 2005