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Grip mastery

teen unhung though confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.

If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
how's your grip mastery b8r?

Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework grip mastery will experience neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard below average penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm

With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.

A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.
by heatHerize January 16, 2013
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grip reaper

This is when a girl is considered "grippy" in shorts or leggings.
GYATT DAMN SHE HELLA GRIPPY, MUST BE THE GRIP REAPER
by grippy100 February 16, 2023
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grip ton

adjective-
an abundant amount of something.



synonym:firm grip
"she eats a grip ton of banana's."
by banana eater ahah lmao April 14, 2009
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Grip Tight

A product that tightens your grip on your penis
by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017
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Grip that

To understand, have knowledge of.
by A-Bomb August 7, 2004
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grip it an rip it

In golf, when u take out the driver and swing as hard as you can.
John Daly's famous for his grip it an rip it swing.
by i bark cuz im ur dawg July 10, 2006
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Grip master

unhung teen though confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.

If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
how's your grip masterb8r?

Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework a grip master will have neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard short skinny penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm

With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.

A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.
by heatHerize January 16, 2013
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