love grip

The love grip is an extremely powerful and rare sex move practiced only by versatile and agile sexual fiends. Often compared to the tactics of boa constructer in the open, the love grip is strong and creates a tight handle on both participants. The woman lies on her side while the man wraps around her in a specific position. He wraps his outside leg over her hip while interlocking her outside arm around his neck with hers and the two essentially become inseparable. Meanwhile the man goes to town on the girls coin slot and goes for gold. Usually you need to have gatorade prime, preform and recover because chances are, you and every other person in the room is going to need to refuel after this one. it was surprisingly invented by the amish who are extremely passionate in their home sewn sheets once the oil lamps go out and the stockings come off. Bringing snacks is also a good idea, but when isn't bringing snacks a goos idea?

Elsa: I got the love grip from a slightly overweight trucker yesterday

Gretchen: wow you must have been feeling ambitious

Elsa: undoubtedly the most profound experience I have ever had in a motel 6

by Hike Flanders April 26, 2014

gorilla grip

when a girls 🐱 is so tight that it squeezes on ur dick & feels good as hell

she got that gorilla grip

by idkwhat tousenocap July 10, 2020

clock a grip

to make money (a grip of cash in your hand)

from the 90's... Dr. Dre and Snoop referenced it

I clocked a grip off of that last batch of rocks.

by OE800 February 26, 2005

Pussy Grip

pussy grip - (noun), the extreme gripping or protrusion of the labia from being stretched tightly around an extremely large, girthy penis. More prevalent with females possessing large, roast beef curtains type pussy flaps.

I was banging MacKayla last night, man, her pussy grip is out-mutha-fukken-standing! Her walls and pussy lips was grabbing my shit so hard, I was plannin' on pulling out but I ended up busting inside her...

by yoube6ibe9 February 19, 2018

rodeo grip

While jerking off, grabbing your cock so that your palm faces away from you and your thumb is closer to your nuts. This is similar to the grip used by cowboy's on the rope while bull riding.

For a change of pace, I used the rodeo grip while whacking it last night.

by TheFlyingZap April 26, 2011

Gorilla Grip

A technique used on ice in Trackmania that can increase the grip of the car’s tires.

Did you see how he used gorilla grip to get the world record on that track.

by TheTrackOne September 27, 2023

the gorilla grip

Put a little pepper in your pillow case, so when your girl puts her face on it she sneezes, making her pussy grip you like a gorilla fist

Last night I used the Gorilla Grip on your mum. Shit was TIGHT

by SkinnyPenis101 November 15, 2017