Gravy Cleanse

The mid-western equivalent to a detox or juice cleanse used by middle aged, lactose intolerant women (generally from Appalachia or surrounding American mid-west) consume copious amounts of sausage gravy in hopes of ridding the body of excess fluid and toxins.

The last gravy cleanse had me shit off 10 pounds.

by Fitty Fishy July 05, 2022

slap the gravy

to masturbate.

"Man, that new Brad Paisley video on CMT really makes me wanna slap the gravy"

"The new Call of Duty is so good, I haven't even slapped the gravy once since I bought it"

by johnny 216 November 27, 2009

gravy thigh

extremely large thighs that look as if they are filled with gravy.

that bitch is so fat you break her leg and gravy falls out, she's got gravy thighs

by bryanandjamiexo April 26, 2009

Squirrel gravy

When you cum in a significant others mouth from atop a tree.

Honey, climb up that tree and give me some of that dirty squirrel gravy.

by Thunderclese February 03, 2019

Queef Gravy

The act of putting an OXO cube in a vagina, getting a girl really wet and having her gush out gravy.

Tom couldn't wait for his Sunday roast covered in queef gravy

by floor_mellow March 03, 2015

Silver Gravy

A man's ejaculate. A man's love in liquid form.

Ooooh love, you seem to have a globule of silver gravy on your chin.

by eViLcRaFtKnIfE September 25, 2008

gravy stain

The deposits left in the underwear after numerous bouts of diarrhea during the day.

I had a rough day, i had bad diarrhea all day and had to crap 7 times.When i checked my underwear, it had gravy stains in it so i had to throw it out.

by adam ccc August 22, 2006