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Glampster

One who excels at the act of glamorous clamping (see "glamping"). A glampster is someone who is capable of heading into deepest nature with all the accessories necessary to throw a rocking, luxurious party with a couple dozen of their closest friends. Airbeds, turntables, sound systems and late night debauchery may or may not be involved.
"Damn it feels good to be a glampster!" - Cupkate.
by Peopleofearth March 28, 2011
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con-glompmerate

When someone returns to messenger after a long awaited leave of absence and is promptly *GLOMPED* and *glomps* back.
Person 1 says: brb
Person 2 says: k

(x amount of time has passed)

Person 1 says: Back
Person 2 says: *GLOMPED*
Person 1 says: *Glomps back*

This is a Con-Glompmerate
by PyroTeknik January 14, 2008
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Glomp

I glomped him and he went, "Tehe!"
by BimpyBob March 28, 2013
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Glomp

An excessive attraction between two people in a relationship. This attraction usually results in a feeling of suffocation for one or both involved.
The boy slimply glomped onto his new girl friend.
by Igor Solinsky July 19, 2003
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glompf

an onomatapeia sound for

1. a becca glomp
2. chibi style
3.
omg its so kyoote *glompf*
by xtac March 13, 2005
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Glomp

1.) Glomp: FAT.

2.) Glompy: The act of being fat.

3.)Glomp: To eat someone whole by making your mouth very wide, bending over, and swallowing that person, then going back to normal.
1.)"Look at how glomp that person is. It's horrible"

2.)"Omg, ew, that person is so glompy, their butt is jiggling like there was just a 9.9 earthquake."

3.)"I WILL GLOMP YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!"
by Scnep January 17, 2008
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Glomp

Glomp. Derived from some bastard who did not know how to spell. It means you tackle someone from behind and hug them. It is used by pedophiles and by the mafia.
The mafia glomped Hitler to ensure that he could not kill any more people.
by Hidden February 21, 2011
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