rosy glasses

Seeing only the good in someone because you are infatuated with them.

Sammy admired the jerk Derrick, and only saw his amazing smile. She had rosy glasses on!

by Alienadvocate May 9, 2015

Wine glasses

Suburban white girls version of beer goggles

ex. She drank so much she went home with the most mediocre guy at the club. She must've been wearing her wine glasses.

by @Miracle June 1, 2018

Chucking Glasses

It is when you never push up your glasses, and you wear them on the tip of your nose.

My teacher is chucking glasses as she scolds her class again. She wears them just like Chuck Schumer.

by Stark3000 April 13, 2020

horn rimmed glasses

similar to beer goggles, horn-rimmed glasses are what you have on when you think someone is very attractive, but it's just because you're really horny. originated from the victoria college campus at the university of toronto, where the students are 70% female.

"Girl, you totally had your horn rimmed glasses on last night. That guy you hooked up with is definitely not a 10."

by MMCJ September 15, 2014

cum shot glasses

Large sunglasses worn by women to protect their eyes from facial cum shots.

Look at the CSG's on her!
I love a great pair of cum shot glasses!

by Fergal feckitt May 23, 2016

Hangover Glasses

When you wake up in the morning and your face hurts so bad, probably because you ate 9 softshell crabs and washed them down with Chivas Regal. Then proceeded to take on a "CatchPhrase" tournament followed by "Mad Gab" them if winning wasn't enough you decided to dominate a game of Eucher.
After a night like that you will need to wear a pair of sunglasses to deal with the reality that it is so bright outside that it feals like your face is melting off.

Guy: Hey Steve Whats with the sunglasses?

Steve : They are my HANGOVER GLASSES!!

Last night was so awsome I cant even remember it.
The light is so bright I have to protect my eyes from burning out of my skull!!!!!

Guy : ? But your watching T.V.....

Steve: Hey, Im just keeping it Regal...

by The Reverend Gov. June 6, 2010

sex glasses

the glasses worn when you're so horny you view anyone as a possible sexual partner, even people you wouldnt normally consider sleeping with.

"i was so desperate last night, i had my sex glasses on and would have fucked anything"

by fuckbucket April 7, 2005